Today, my girlfriend of 4 years confessed to me that she had sex with my best friend before she started to date me. Funny thing is, I'm bi and had sex with the same best friend at around the same time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she'd cheated on me with my best friend. I can't get mad at her, because I cheated on her with him before she did. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, my lesbian best friend told me she might be bi and wanted to try sex with a guy she trusts, AKA me. She eventually convinced me, but after we'd had 'weird best friend sex' she decided she’s a lesbian after all, and I “took advantage of her temporary confusion,” so we’re not friends anymore. WTF? FML
Today, my best friend admitted to me that he and my girlfriend have been cheating behind my back for the past two months. The reason he finally admitted it? Because she's now cheating on him with another one of our friends. FML
Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
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Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Well if you ever decide to have a threesome it's obvious who is top of the list.
BurnInDemonFire 39
"Let's talk about sex baby!" "Okay, I ****** Steve." "Me too! He's great isn't he?"
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Comments (7)
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Well if you ever decide to have a threesome it's obvious who is top of the list.
Plop 17
Or even go all the way to full throuple depending on feelings.
mattiagardin 15
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Ew
MidnaLink 35
Ew you.
Razath 17
Okay, so sounds like everyone had a nice time independent of each other. I see no real problem here?
MidnaLink 35
So? Before things became official, all 3 of you had sex with each other, aside from you and her. No biggie. Would she be ok if she knew?
BurnInDemonFire 39
"Let's talk about sex baby!" "Okay, I ****** Steve." "Me too! He's great isn't he?"
emmalou 19
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& that is why I will never date a bi "man"