Go deep

Yeet it

Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML

Science has gone too far

Today, I went in for a full hysterectomy due to medical issues. I came out being 6 weeks pregnant. FML

Today, thanks to a new form of birth control, I've now been having my period non-stop for six weeks. FML

Today, I was told that since I've had only three or four periods since 2013, there's 60 periods worth of blood clotted in my uterus. They gave me medicine to make it all come out in one week. FML

Today, I had the contraceptive implant removed from my arm after having had it in for three years. I was one of the unlucky people whose body sticks to it. It took half an hour to cut and pull a tiny little stick out of my arm. FML

Birthday Boy

Today, it's my 16th birthday. It's also it is the day my parents scheduled my wisdom teeth to be pulled out. Happy birthday to me, then. FML

Today, my period started again. I just finished a 17-day period 3 days ago. FML

Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML

Today, my dad had his "sixteen years overdue" vasectomy. I'm fifteen. FML

Malpractice

Today, I found out that I have unnecessarily been using birth control for the past 10 years. A surgery I had following a complication with my first child apparently rendered me infertile, and none of the doctors bothered to enlighten me. FML