Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
But I'm a man
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML
Today, my first and only true date ended with the girl saying, "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian." FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
The old switcheroo
Today, I saw my crush for the first time since she rejected me and said she was a lesbian. The man she was passionately making out with in the dining hall would state quite the opposite. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
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alien_bow 0
Shouldn't assume you're going to get married like that, since your tone seems to indicate this was your first date. However, it's really wrong of the girl to just play you like that, and then adding insult to injury...FYL.
imagineyesterday 0
#1, what, like there's some infallible way to distinguish homosexual folks from everyone else? :P
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zoopooz 0
Its called being bicurious, and I'm sorry to the poster but really? When would a thing like this ever happen but on tv? I love you baby lets get married; oh I'm so sorry I can't, I am a lesbian; Nooooo how could this happen I'm so crushed; Awwww I'm sorry to have led you on like that, I think you are a really sweet guy and everything; :'( ; Hey i know, lets see who can hook up with a straight girl first. That will take your mind off the crushing feelings of sadness I have just instilled in you. Yeah right.
allstarplayer324 0
Hello? You can hook up with a girl and not be lesbian or bisexual...maybe she was even in on the bet?
o0ginger0o 7
@41 & 48: Sexuality is not some simple formula in which "If ___, then ___, else ___". Your perception and society's perception does not determine a person's sexuality. That's something they have to define for themselves. Just because you're curious doesn't mean you'll like it when you try it. Have you ever tried a food that you thought you'd like, but tasted nothing like what you'd expected and you ended up not liking it? Not everything in life is black in white; we live in shades of gray.
kelseaaa 0
#38 for the winnnn!! hilarious. :)
Combat_Mushroom 3
That is pretty creepy dood Being a lesbian seems like the type of thing u should know before you decide you want to marry them.
kelther 0
it's interesting how sexuality (straight, gay, bi) is not allowed to be how a person describes themselves, but how others describe them... it's kind of like taking someone's rights away, yeah?
dontcare804 0
Wow. I couldn't stop laughing. Ha ha ha! What a great prank to pull on someone. LOL
CowGoesMoo 0
I'm sorry, I smell the fakeness on this one.
permission2laugh 0
hit it, quit it, and forget it.
el_Caballo 0
As long as she let you in after she won I see no problem.