Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML
Today, my first and only true date ended with the girl saying, "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian." FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, I saw my crush for the first time since she rejected me and said she was a lesbian. The man she was passionately making out with in the dining hall would state quite the opposite. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
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alien_bow 0
Shouldn't assume you're going to get married like that, since your tone seems to indicate this was your first date. However, it's really wrong of the girl to just play you like that, and then adding insult to injury...FYL.
imagineyesterday 0
#1, what, like there's some infallible way to distinguish homosexual folks from everyone else? :P
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Rodjmeister 0
#40, as soon as you experiment with someone of the same sex, society is going to consider you bisexual. end of story. as for fml, lesbians who let guys take them out to dinner are taking advantage of you and aren't worth your trouble.
Dragonmouth 4
You HAVE to win. By definition, any girl who hooks up with another girl is not straight.
Banthestrandland 0
Has no one here heard of lipstick lesbians? Jeeze, people. Anyone, FYL, but learn to get along with women better.
jaybirdka 0
You thought you were going to marry this girl yet you don't know she's a lesbian...you suck at life.
fueledbyamy 0
don't worry about it, im a girl, and always seem to go for gay guys. one of my exes even told me the other day he recently discovered he is gay. my friends make a joke out of it. i say i like a guy and they say 'oh, he's got to be gay then!' better luck next time :)
yeahhbro 0
just because you "experiment" with the same sex does not mean you have to re-label yourself as bisexual. I have hooked up with some straight girls who still consider themselves straight.
nailmetoapig 0
I'M DUMB SHE'S A LESBIAN I THOUGHT I HAD FOUND THE ONE WE WERE GOOD AS MARRIED IN MY MIIIND BUT MARRIED IN MY MIND'S NO GOOD I call shenanigans. Weezer lyrics, come on.
mrhahn530 0
46, you fail. If you have to say "hmm i wonder..." you're bisexual. period. But if you want further analysis i'd be happy to review any videos you have of said encounters ;-).
Aldebaran_fml 0
FYL cause it´s sad what happened but YDI for accepting a "who dates first" challenge.....
fueledbyamy 0
your not always bisexual if you hook up with someone of the same sex, and wonder. i have plenty of straight friends who have done so, and were curious, but are still straight.