Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML
Today, my first and only true date ended with the girl saying, "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian." FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, I saw my crush for the first time since she rejected me and said she was a lesbian. The man she was passionately making out with in the dining hall would state quite the opposite. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
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Top comments
alien_bow 0
Shouldn't assume you're going to get married like that, since your tone seems to indicate this was your first date. However, it's really wrong of the girl to just play you like that, and then adding insult to injury...FYL.
imagineyesterday 0
#1, what, like there's some infallible way to distinguish homosexual folks from everyone else? :P
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Comments (136)
nomo_fml 0
Man that sucks that she led you on like that.
J_crazee 0
nice....very nice....even though that was bs on her part
Banthestrandland 0
I didn't realize people were so essentialist about sexuality. Has no one heard of the Kinsey scale?
rubb3rducky 0
I'm with #8 and #13, You've got the makings of a good friendship there... At the least, a decent wingwoman.
SAWSS231 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA. this was awesome
kyou_fml 0
Damn. :(
fueledbyamy 0
it was after she told him she was lesbian she challenged him to the hook up game.
bourgeoisblues8 0
"today i had dinner with the girl i thought i would end up marrying." I swear I saw this on observe and report
kismaa 0
nice one #38 And #8 is right. be good friends and i think itd be awesome. You could wingman for eachother XD
Panicattackx5 0
You were gonna marry her huh? Yeah-no, didn't jump the gun at all, don't worry. We all think that when we go on a date, right? ... Right?