Today, I saw my crush for the first time since she rejected me and said she was a lesbian. The man she was passionately making out with in the dining hall would state quite the opposite. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, I ran into my childhood crush. She was the one who made me realize I was bi, and I was enthralled by her. Too bad she was straight. She's only gotten more attractive, and now she's in my program. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML
Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML
Today, I learned that the girl who severely bullied me in highschool for being a lesbian just came out as a lesbian. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
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Top comments
Blimix 9
Women don't *want* to lie to men when turning them down. They have to, for their own safety. If a woman asks five men to leave her alone, one will politely do so. One will get nasty and leave. One will get nasty and refuse to leave. One will issue rape threats. And one may get violent. So yeah, they'll say whatever they have to, to get someone to just leave them alone.
Hangryko 32
She didn't owe you a reason in the first place. Accept the rejection and move on.
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Blimix 9
Women don't *want* to lie to men when turning them down. They have to, for their own safety. If a woman asks five men to leave her alone, one will politely do so. One will get nasty and leave. One will get nasty and refuse to leave. One will issue rape threats. And one may get violent. So yeah, they'll say whatever they have to, to get someone to just leave them alone.
Hangryko 32
She didn't owe you a reason in the first place. Accept the rejection and move on.
Nazmazh 18
Honestly, the biggest problem here is that apparently she felt she had to claim to be a lesbian so that you would take her rejection with grace. Whether or not that's because of her previous experience rejecting guys in general, or specifically because of you, it's still a pretty sad state of affairs. At any rate, as the others here have said - "No" should be enough. You're not entitled to have a shot with her, regardless of her orientation. Nobody's obligated to date anyone they don't want to - Regardless of if the reason is "good" or not.
RichardPencil 32
Maybe the thought of sex with you drove her to temporary lesbianism. It's a thing, look it up. When you get rejected, move on and don't look back. There's someone who will find you tolerable -- you just need to go find her.
rebelwithmouseyhair 18
Looks like you hassled her to the point that she had to lie to get rid of you. Her life sucks. You need to let up and learn to respect women and take no for an answer. That scene in star wars where the guy is hassling Carrie Fisher and she's saying no, but after he keeps hassling her for ages she finally gives in and kisses him back passionately? That was written by a jerk who thinks you have to just keep hassling women till you wear them down. It doesn't happen like that in real life.