Today, my first and only true date ended with the girl saying, "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, I went to a date with a girl I thought liked me. We sat down at a restaurant, ordered some food and started talking. After 30 minutes, she said with a sigh of relief, "THANK GOD! There's my dad. Now I can leave. Bye, thanks for the dinner." The food hadn't even arrived yet. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
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24788 7
That's just evil for her to do that. I hate when girls lead you on.
sneeky_fml 0
nothing, its using a guy to make him buy you dinner like a jerk
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Comments (36)
hellfire695 0
wow do most girls that are gay tell u like when u ask them,? not use u for a free meal? u should get a friend or ur sister or something to do that to her
Mister22_fml 5
Why don't you use proper grammar?
ohjees0714 1
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
What's wrong with being a lesbian?
sneeky_fml 0
nothing, its using a guy to make him buy you dinner like a jerk
aego56 0
#5 : You don't just BECOME a lesbian - it's not like a sickness you catch or anything. #9 : There's nothing wrong with being a lesbian - it's just that this guy thought he was on a date and had a chance with a relationship. But she just said, "Thanks for the free meal" and left him. It's like paying for an absolute stranger...
24788 7
That's just evil for her to do that. I hate when girls lead you on.
bossman57 2
Yeah that really does suck for a girl to do that but theres really no way to prevent it
wax_soup 0
prolly she was drunk :o
Hazza_69 1
haha lmao whatta bitch...
NerdGirl321 27
why isn't this downvoted?
hahaohwell 0
theres alot of lesbians who hate all guys not sayin they all do
jmiller253 0
Well how much money and time did u spend on her? What an asshole.
taylor17lover 0
aww im sorry! maybe, if you still really like her, you guys could be friends.
bluehero 17
No guy wants to be just friends with a girl they're attracted to
Embarassment 0
HA HA not the girlfriend I want.