Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML
Today, my first and only true date ended with the girl saying, "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian." FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, I saw my crush for the first time since she rejected me and said she was a lesbian. The man she was passionately making out with in the dining hall would state quite the opposite. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
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Top comments
alien_bow 0
Shouldn't assume you're going to get married like that, since your tone seems to indicate this was your first date. However, it's really wrong of the girl to just play you like that, and then adding insult to injury...FYL.
imagineyesterday 0
#1, what, like there's some infallible way to distinguish homosexual folks from everyone else? :P
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Comments (136)
Snerdatron 0
She hooked up with a straight girl? Wouldn't that make the girl also a lesbian?
bassplayer27 0
what a bitch
zombiesrule 0
sounds Like the song pink triangle by weezer
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Wow fail
hateevryone 15
whoa. lol she practically used you for a free dinner
starrnao 15
Ha! Clearly you didn't take much time to get to know the girl you would end up marrying.
HaloOfTheSun302 0
She sounds hot
insanelyXnikki 18
In most cases, the only time you can properly say that you think you're going to end up marrying someone is if you're engaged.
kimono_fml 17
You were thinking about marriage when you didn't even know her sexual preference? YDI
Monkeygirl15 0
That's a little fast to be wanting to marry her considering you don't know anything about her.