AZN656
Australia
Today, I found out my brother blew chunks into the inside of my jeans. How did I find this out? I put them on. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Corona, United States
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Anonymous
Shitty
Today, I woke up at my brother-in-law's house in the middle of the night to discover I had a watery shit in my underwear. I thought I was safe because had on a Depends, I wasn’t and had to change my sweatpants too. FML
Anonymous
Barnsley, United Kingdom
Unpleasant
Today, my brother tried to sit on my head and fart, except he followed through. It didn’t make it past his trousers but for a few brief seconds before he ran to the bathroom I could smell it and feel how warm it was. FML
smells like ass
Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML
pantydropper
United States
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Anonymous
It's called fashion Susan, look it up
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Anonymous
Laundry day
Today, my 12 year-old brother tried doing laundry for the first time and ruined all my clothes with bleach. When my dad drove him to Walmart to buy replacement clothes for me, he bought me tighty whities. We both have worn boxers our whole lives. My dad won't return them. FML
megan228
United States
Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML
anon
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Tomtom
France
Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML
Top comments
smokey420 2
how could you not know there was vomit in your jeans before you even tried to put them on? you're a dumbass! ydi
betseyville 6
Ew. I hope you kicked his ass.
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Comments (68)
ThuhBoss 0
Hahahah, your pussy smells like throw-up.
thelegomogte 3
2nd
sublimaze 6
tell him to stop sniffing your jeans
TapeMan_3000 0
that gross. lucky it wasn't a hat lol
wordgirl 0
sublimaze, I have to say that normally a comment like yours would offend me because it's so base and crass. Today I'm laughing at your comment because it is PERFECT. It is understated and causes a thought process and a visual that is astonishingly clever. WIN, sublimaze. So very much win. :)
Philosophic 0
This is FML, not school. Leave all thoughts at the door; and let your true "lol" out. Hippie.
reyemrein 0
I don't understand sublimaze's comment.
blitzen123 0
Eww, that is just disgusting.
BlaqMetal13 0
@29 Thanks for ruining the joke. I'm pretty sure we all know what #21 was getting at.
FightOfYourLife 0
disturbed
bvxf 2
that's nasty
woofis 0
the use of the word "blew" painted an even nastier picture in my head
jal10a 1
@ 35 he smelled the jeans causin him to throw up
Canadaisawesome 0
this story is FAKE!!!!! how can u not smell puke in ur pants before u put them on.
wordgirl 0
Blaq: #35, for your consideration. :p
xdmsjcx 0
haha :p
jess_1193 13
They're saying ops jeans smelt so bad that their brother threw up while sniffing.
xxbananamagic 0
yummy yummy
betseyville 6
Ew. I hope you kicked his ass.
smokey420 2
how could you not know there was vomit in your jeans before you even tried to put them on? you're a dumbass! ydi
PsychoMerk 0
rofl xD
smokey420 2
how could you not know vomit was in your jeans before you put them on? you're a dumbass! ydi
ifailplzinsultme 0
Umm.... cause you don't look in jeans everytime you put them on thinking "Maybe there is vomit in it!"
jayjaysmokerson 0
that's really sick.. why would he have gone for the pants?? plenty of places to hurl...
ohSNAPyall 27
OP's brother: I'm not feeling so hot. Maybe I should put a trash can by the bed, or a trash bag.. perfect! Something that isn't even closed at the bottom!
alleyx3 0
oh god FYL
Hellooomindyy 0
Thats ******* gross
madskillz3088 0
haha yuck! did you taste it
MQ_was_here 0
Umm...WTF? =|
rikard_fml 0
what the hell, why the **** would she taste it?!
AndreaHaha 0
fyl. that's Gross!!