Today, I'm pregnant. So far, I have been criticized about 20 times for “making poor choices.” Not only did we use a condom, I’m also on the pill, and have an IUD. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML
Today, despite a condom, an IUD, and my boyfriend getting a vasectomy, I still managed to get pregnant. It was my first and only time having sex and I don’t want kids, ever. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I had an IUD put in two years ago that's supposed to prevent pregnancy. To put it in perspective, less than 1% of people using this IUD get pregnant. Lucky me. FML
Today, I told my parents I'm pregnant. I got a long lecture from my mom about using protection. It would have been fine hearing all that, but I'm turning 22, I moved out a few years ago, have a full time job with great benefits, and am getting married next summer. FML
Today, despite being on the pill and always using condoms, I'm pregnant. I told my boyfriend I want to keep it, hoping he wanted to keep it too. He told me he hopes I enjoy being a single parent, because he absolutely does not want it, but knows I’ll never get an abortion. FML
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I'm found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I spoke at length about how we were going to handle things, which included him "forbidding" me from having an epidural, because he doesn't want our baby to "come out addicted to drugs." FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I found out I'm three weeks pregnant with a guy I've been dating for a month. I'm on the pill and we even used a condom. This baby must be some kind of superhuman. FML
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Anderling 33
That’s gotta be the sturdiest fetus ever. How does that even happen
RichardPencil 32
I hope you haven't made the poor choice to live in a state that has been infiltrated by religious fanatic misogynists who are taking control of women's reproduction.
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Comments (5)
Anderling 33
That’s gotta be the sturdiest fetus ever. How does that even happen
tiptoppc 21
A little spud juice and it’ll stop kicking, or come out waving the russian communist flag Jk, i kid. This sounds like an all around shitty coincidence but i’ve heard about IUDs being installed incorrectly causing them to offer no protection due to improper installation.
RichardPencil 32
I hope you haven't made the poor choice to live in a state that has been infiltrated by religious fanatic misogynists who are taking control of women's reproduction.
cacheson 42
Can you even have an IUD and be on the pill at the same time?
Razath 17
I think it's unusual, and may depend on the IUD but (very) generally you can do both. Just, like said, very unusual.
Sara Niemantsverdriet 12
absolutely, especially if it's a non-hormonal IUD like the copper one
Niniva 8
Three? I only did two. And, I mean, it worked, but... *panic attack ensuing in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...*