Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML
Today, my first and only true date ended with the girl saying, "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian." FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
Today, I saw my crush for the first time since she rejected me and said she was a lesbian. The man she was passionately making out with in the dining hall would state quite the opposite. FML
Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
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Top comments
alien_bow 0
Shouldn't assume you're going to get married like that, since your tone seems to indicate this was your first date. However, it's really wrong of the girl to just play you like that, and then adding insult to injury...FYL.
imagineyesterday 0
#1, what, like there's some infallible way to distinguish homosexual folks from everyone else? :P
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Comments (136)
DrearyDreamer 0
Haha i like her! xD
Jimboom 12
Should have challenged her to see if you could keep her straight.. or at least if you could watch.. If the other girl is only Bi then you will get some action too. ;-)
abyssion1337 0
wow #8 is the only one here with any sense, seriously people should have to take an IQ test before being allowed to post things on the internet
SmokinGuns 13
Oh yeah, because you want someone that used you to be in your life. Makes total sense!
NamelessFace 22
I must agree, besides, amicability is most certainly not equal to IQ and if we need to be tested for it before using the Internet than we may as well eliminate the Constitution too because that seems to be a major violation of it. That's a very silly thing to say, 13.
Jasper_fml 0
omg. THAT IS THE BEST THING EVER.
datmanwolf 0
**** that! Lesbians have to pony up for their half of the meal.
hawky_06 0
ouch that must burn!!! lolz fyl
lesb_lv 0
U so deserved this one :D "I thought i would end up marrying" - it seems that she didnt have any thoughts about marrying u. Keep on dreaming :D If I were there, I'd choose her, too. Oh, and we dont need men to watch or do sthg else. Really.
Inspired22 11
Well, good thing you didn't marry her and THEN she decided to come out of the closet! That happens to some guys! That would REALLY suck!
G_Bug 0
your names erick right
suicidekings 0
lesbians do it better. (: