Today, I was asked to help my sister clean her room. The moment I opened the door, I was greeted by her screaming "TASTE THE RAINBOW" with a full mouth. She then spat the Skittles into my face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML
Today, my little sister asked me to open a jar of pickles for her. I struggled a little until the lid busted open, and pickle juice poured over my pocket and the iPhone inside. My sister then sniffed the jar, made a disgusted face, and ran out. FML
Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. FML
Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML
Today, my 9 year old shitblossom of a sister decided to wake me up by hocking a loogie into my mouth. FML
Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML
Today, I found out that my sister licks all the flavoring off Doritos and puts them back in the bag. FML
Today, I ate an apple. My sister then walks in dressed as a witch, and asks, "Have you seen my poisoned apple?" She was playing at Snow White, and the apple had been dipped in the toilet, the cat's food bowl and the garbage can. FML
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Pleonasm 36
You were probably green with disgust, then red with anger, and then you probably throttled her til she was purple in the face. #YELLOW.
tgagliano95 15
Thats actually pretty funny. Your sister is awesome.
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Pleonasm 36
You were probably green with disgust, then red with anger, and then you probably throttled her til she was purple in the face. #YELLOW.
peacheso 31
U r just awesome #1
lexi365 20
you* are*
ositoakaluis 16
maybe OP sister thought OP was feeling BLUE and wanted to make his/her day more colorful
soccerstar1996 18
That's when you say "melts in your mouth, not your hands" and punch her in the jaw
graffitied_love 20
Such a shame that we can't think of a reference to the orange skittle
theannak 7
Orange you glad it was just skittles?
Virtual_BS 13
1 - I would have thumbed you up if it weren't for that hashtag.
botanistjessica 24
I think you missed the point, 49.
laughtersplay 14
Well Op, at least her room is messier of sticky skittles all over the floor. also she has no one to help her, unless you are being the extremely saintly brother.
olpally 33
Close the door and walk away. You ain't got time for dat shit. What a crazy sister.
Damian95 16
OP should choose a more appropriate response... and falcon punch her in the face.
ZingZilla 8
Should of led with the falcon punch even if she didn't spit skittles at you, stupid troll sister with her messy arse room.
malheartsnutmeg 20
That's gross and immature. How old is she?
tgagliano95 15
Thats actually pretty funny. Your sister is awesome.
mario2012 18
No, she isn't.
17This_Is_Me17 8
You are right. She's amazing and funny! Lighten up #17 :)
\ 28
OP's sister is a very creative troll.
compaq163 8
Here, have my like ! It's funny. Maybe not for OP when he received the skittles on his face but he/she can not be angry !
noelasis94 18
So how did it taste?
cathyfang1533 12
Like the rainbow...mixed with a bit of spittle.
omg36 7
What else can you expect from a sibling? Having two younger siblings myself, I find this funny and believe OP should seize the opportunity to get her back!
SMHsohard 22
As an only child, I missed all those fun sibling things. When I first read this, I was a little outraged, but the more I thought about it, it was pretty funny. And what an opportunity for OP to spend nights thinking up revenge!
UnluckyGenius 21
The skittle machine gun, a noble defensive tactic for protecting your room from outsiders.
rosenkrieger223 24
Except that the sister asked for help, which is pretty much an invitation. So I fail to see how defending the room from outsiders applies to this situation.
UnluckyGenius 21
"I was asked to help my sister." Let that sink in. Realize you either misread or maybe a tad illiterate. OP could have been asked by mom or dad.
Wowxoxo 17
Or as General Akbar would say: "IT'S A TRAP."
thatnucca 36
At least you didn't have to pick up a bloody tampon...
PimpdaddyCJT 13
Could have been semen, blood, ants, fire, acid, lots of other much worse things. Still sucks because now you are rainbow and sticky
Pleonasm 36
Could have been TNT, a cat juggling a moose, a transvestite with a dart gun or even a nuclear bomb, doesn't mean it was or it ever will be. I just don't see how nonsensical, non-pertinent "could be"s can make OP feel better. Hell, while we're on hypotheticals, it could have been a million dollars, a cure for cancer or a new car, but it wasn't. Does that mean OP should be sad they aren't wealthy and healthy?
17This_Is_Me17 8
^ I love the things you come up with! :')
ShadowRaptor 9
That blows...skittles