Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
Today, I was brake-checking a Dodge Charger who was attempting to run me off. It was an undercover police car. FML
Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML
Today, of the two IDs I possess, I handed the cop that pulled me over the fake one. FML
Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. When the police officer approached me and asked for license and registration, I accidentally gave him my fake I.D. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I stopped and helped a young lady stuck on the side of the road. Guess who got accused of forcing myself and got charged with impersonating a police officer. FML
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Top comments
ptrek85 0
Really? Are you that stupid? YDI
ariaofdoom 16
Wow, you're retarded. You know you can go to jail for that?
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Comments (410)
ptrek85 0
Really? Are you that stupid? YDI
clarj305 0
wow im so trying that one day hahaha! u got bad luck man but ur funny as **** so it makes up for it
lolpwntdumass 0
lmfao. can't wait to get a car...
omgitserinnn 0
i think this ones fake. isnt impersonating a cop a felony?
johnnyboy297878 5
it is indeed
futtgoredo 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
is that something you think people do for fun when their bored? no retard, normal people with normal lives just do stuff like umm o dunno... read a book! play xbox! play a sport! hang out with freinds! (sorry the last one doesn't really apply to you cause um your an asshole an yo ass in jail byatch!)
demomanX 0
nice going DMX
drummerelx 0
Orr if ppl aren't lazy ass losers they feel like getting out of the house and doing somethin different
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
what how can u even pull over someone in a normal car with no siren or anything? oh ya and u r goin to jail.
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
if u want to pull over people so bad just become a cop.duh
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
276 u r retarded u r goin to mess your life up doin that
xdanifyx 0
ouuuuch wayta go.wonder what the cop did? hahaha sounds like fun tho! :D
hotscar 3
@ 313, He's got friends. He's got his cellmate Big Bubba
OwenMcAwesome 0
276, nice muscle shirt. Douche bag.
jawman 0
where did he get the under cover cop car
johnnyboy297878 5
you can buy old brown vic's and then buy the lights and sirens on ed bay
johnnyboy297878 5
I did not mean to say brown, and I meant to say Ebay lol
swoozie05 0
well I'm guessing that why it's a FML......cuz he got caught
xxGreenDay17xx 0
why the hell would you do that?
quade25 0
what happened if that guy was rushing to work some people should agilly get lifes jk jk that's so funnyyyy
gomie 0
Well that was dumb !!
dino_witha_cape 0
what? how does that even work?
KyRidHEART 0
I know!! I mean seriously.
13Lina97 0
Exactly what I was thinking! 1. OP how did you know the person was an undercover cop, when they cannot tell anyone? 2. This is one of the fakest FML's I have ever read.
crazydog0071997 0
you r fukin retarded he arrested him after he found put that he wasn't a real cop
happy_ness 0
hahaaha. sounds like something i'd love to try!
OfficerNelson 0
Impersonating a police officer, unlawful use of emergency lights, illegal installation of emergency lights, illegal use of an emergency vehicle siren, and enough traffic violations to fill a book all add up to a very nice arrest record if you're being serious. I wish I was that cop - those points would add up like a pinball machine. For the record, undercover cops don't pull over vehicles for traffic violations anymore for this exact reason - people kept calling 911 thinking the cops weren't real cops. Think before you act like a ******* idiot. YDI.
what_the_fail 0
Thanks for the explanation Officer Douchebag. Why don't you go eat a bacon filled donut or something you pig. Its cops like you who make daily life for people suck by arresting for petty offences. I mean you pigs will arrest a kid for smoking cigarettes and give out some outrageous traffic ticket, but you wont do anything about the numerous and dangerous gangs will you? Not only do i smell bacon, i also smell pussy.
quotecentral 0
hhaha you're a ******* joke! you think cops stand around all day? the majority of them actually do their jobs k? the ones that sit at corners looking for speeders etc, that's because they're NEW COPS, and are only trained to do that. and you commenting on how they should catch gangs and shit, well FYI it's not exactly easy. I'd like to see you do that and then have to deal with the 95% of teens who completely disrespect cops, which clearly would make your job harder. wanna know why cops are so bloody rude to stupid shit-disturbing teenagers? because of the lack of respect. you think they're Pigs? are you the one that has to deal with telling families when a member dies? can you imagine telling someone parents their kid has died? personally, i think YOU are the "pig" in this situation and you should get a reality check.
Sunbolt 0
don't feed the trolls
lolpwntdumass 0
cops are fags. period.
UberFail79 0
Boy, I KNOW ya didn't just call me a cigarrette. I would love to see the FBI, NYPD, LAPD, and Houston PD agree to just stop working for one week, to show people what happens without law enforcement. You, sir, are either a dumbass or a criminal. More likely, though, a poser. And the funny thing is, I bet I'm MARRIED to someone more hard-core than you. Says a cop.
UberFail79 0
And, no, I am not gay, by the way. The trolls would have had a field say with the fact I never denied it. After all, they're all homophobic, as well as being cop-hating racist sexist anti-Semitic hateful spiteful douches.
Fridiculously 0
Houston pd is a joke, all they do is shoot minorities. not that I care, but they don't help either.
drummerelx 0
chill ******** Nelson
troyboyd05 0
I wanna know why people think it's cool to hate cops, especially teenagers! I'm a teenager and I respect cops, I may not like them that much but I respect them. Only ignorant ***** think that cops do nothing all day.
skater847 0
I agree. there are some bad cops out there but there are also good cops. they are the people who risk their lives for their community and help to make the world a better place. as for arresting teens it is good that the cops are making sure that they learn their lesson so they don't make mistakes later in life. for anyone who doesn't think that some cops are good watch police women of maricopa county they help so many people.
marissar30 0
My best friend is HPD, and he is a good officer. Just because a few officers are bad doesn't mean that they are all bad. People need to stop stereotyping.
R34luver 5
so ******* true....cops enforce the goddamn rules so some certen dumbfucks screw up the ciciety..cops have a very important role in the world and w/o them there wudent be a world cuz a hella lotta ppl wud be out of control and death rates wud skyrocket
NickCassell 2
Haha, that's gold, mate!
nina21194 12
sorry but learn to spell correctly. thanks a lot
nom_nom_nom 0
hahah YDI
melissa333jade 3
lol
ariaofdoom 16
Wow, you're retarded. You know you can go to jail for that?
camster8393 1
he knows now!!! lol
fif1189 0
You're an idiot. Impersonating a police officer is a serious crime. I hope that cop threw your sorry butt in jail.
hc20 0
I agree
rachelmacivor 0
yup
huggy515 0
shut up u ****** square.
4percent 0
ahahaha im with #3 on this one
jennaboo 0
ha, have fun in jail
BigLord 0
Sooo... you DO know you can do way better than that in videogames, right?
Drode 0
See this is why we dont try out the first idea that pops into our head. Seriously at what point did impersonating a police officer EVER sound like a good idea? Where did you get the flashing lights to pull people over anyway? And I hope you hadn't planned to get out of the car after pulling them over, cause then they'd just call the cops and report you for it once they realised you werent actually a cop. YDI, definately. Enjoy your new criminal record.
shinzie 1
taaake a joke, jeeeeeez! Most of the stuff on here is fake anyways.
johnnyboy297878 5
you can buy them on ebay...