Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
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Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML
Today, I was suffering from food poisoning and had constant diarrhea, along with feeling nauseous. I couldn't hold my vomit in and rushed to the toilet, but due to the pressure, I pooped while still in pajamas. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML
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myballs 0
At that point, did you vomit again?
CH33RL34D3R 0
THAT's when the shit hits the fan...
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Comments (111)
Joeboy777 0
god thats bad, oh well. ur life sux like mine. (no offense) but really, thats bad. i hate when things splash at you in the toilet.
Lehk 9
get a friggin bucket. they sell them at the dollar store so yes you can afford one. keep it in the bathroom for such emergencies, and also for cleaning the floor. you do wash your bathroom floor don't you?
scarletlily_fml 3
That's why I ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS sit on the toilet and vomit in the trash can.
frenchboy95 2
When I read " I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force...." I thought that she was going to say she crapped all over the place. Haha. But at the OP; That really sucks. I feel bad for you. But as #13 said, you should've puked in the trash can.
MissJMarie 0
thats what i thought too haha
awesome_o 0
I, too, thought it was going to end with her ******** because of the force.
Mata_Hari 0
How does the moderating system work again? Cause I remember saying no to this one...
Intoxicunt 6
Well, your vote obviously isn't the only one that counts. Lots of users vote on the FMLs, then the staff members pick the ones to actually go on the site. Representative democracy.
manutd3287 0
You should stand up and do it and watch dat shit bounce in the air.
Guitarist45 0
ouch. double whammy. did you puke again??
Clokateefa 0
hehe sucks for you
Reefer_Madness 0
the smell alone with your face emersed in the bowl should have made you to forcefully vomit, was there corn in there?