Today, after telling my best friend an idiot could make Kraft Dinner, I spilled boiling water all over my hands and forearms while attempting to strain the noodles. FML
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Today, I was making Cup Noodles for breakfast. After microwaving it for 3 minutes, I carefully grabbed the cup to pour some water out, but my hand gave out and some water spilled on it. Now I have a burned hand and no noodles. FML
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Today, I was texting while making dinner. I went to pour the noodles into the boiling water and I dropped my phone in. Not thinking, I went to retrieve it from the water. I now have a completely useless phone and a useless hand. FML
Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML
Today, I watched my husband attempt to make Cup Noodles. He used the Keurig to make hot water, instead of the kettle or microwave, then he burned himself trying to pour it, got angry, and smashed the mug and the noodles. I married this man. FML
Today, I poured boiling water over my instant noodles. A freshly boiled cockroach also rolled out onto my noodles. FML
Today, while grabbing a husk of corn out of the boiling hot pot, I splashed hot water on my neck, dropped the corn on my injured toe, and cut myself on the counters, all while my family laughed at my pain. FML
Today, I was using the same metal spoon to stir boiling noodles and the pasta sauce I was heating up. I decided to taste the sauce and see if it was getting warm, forgetting that the spoon was sitting in boiling water three seconds earlier. FML
Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML
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FerrariCake 2
So the correct statement would be: An idiot can make Kraft Dinner, but will burn themselves in the process.
noshitsherlock 0
Hahahaha, at least you're NOT an idiot, according to you, because you CAN'T do it right!
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Comments (51)
L3F_T 0
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Chopperman_fml 0
Well...did you finish making the Kraft Dinner? It'd be even worse irony if your burns stopped you from eating it :P
Chopperman_fml 0
>.> oops, didn't mean to reply to anyone.
Reyo 2
Murphey's Law strikes again!!
thatonek1d 0
in Soviet Russia, Kraft food makes you
ISinSoDoYou 0
42, I think u meant "in soviet Russia, Kraft Dinner boils you!" >.>
xxlowsnip3rxx 16
haha loled soo hard nice
Protegas 0
Yeah, but anyone could've done that. Not entirely karma, just a suckish situation. Plus, it really didn't have much to do with the cooking part xP
redfishbluefish2 13
Obviously you're not an idiot, because you couldn't make a Kraft dinner, and an idiot can.
4ddie 0
Awww :( That could have happened to anyone, though..
FerrariCake 2
So the correct statement would be: An idiot can make Kraft Dinner, but will burn themselves in the process.
Aha09 1
Correction: An idiot can make a Kraft dinner, but a true idiot will burn themself in the process.
kyliebear 15
Some people would call it a coincidence. I'm not entirely sure how many, so I can't say majority do.
RatIsKing 0
so that makes you...
Sansa_fml 38
Not an idiot, because idiots can make it. :)
noshitsherlock 0
Hahahaha, at least you're NOT an idiot, according to you, because you CAN'T do it right!
Hellcrapdamn 0
Your friend's logic stands.
perdix 31
It takes an advanced degree to MAKE a Kraft Dinner. It takes an idiot to EAT one.
Ifmyownl 0
I agree, I've set off smoke alarms with 'easy' mac
stella2fast 2
ive spilled some boiling water on me b4 very painful!!
campex 0
so you're no idiot. congratulations!