Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
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Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML
Today, I was suffering from food poisoning and had constant diarrhea, along with feeling nauseous. I couldn't hold my vomit in and rushed to the toilet, but due to the pressure, I pooped while still in pajamas. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML
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myballs 0
At that point, did you vomit again?
CH33RL34D3R 0
THAT's when the shit hits the fan...
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Comments (111)
The_Disturbed 5
And that, my dear, is why you have a bucket with you when you're ill. That way, if you do have the screaming *****, you can just grab the bucket and puke and poop at the same time. It works. Trust me.
TachyonParadox 0
FLUSH
l0v3t0h8 0
hahah my boyfriend was so sick once he was ******** on the toilet and vomiting in the bathtub at the same time.
THTB 3
This is probably the best FML I've heard in quite some time.
uneed2calmdown 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
missgreenday 0
That's what waste buckets are for. Always keep them by the toilet. You never know when you're going to need it.
dvd175 5
I feel ur pain....had a horrible stomach bug last year.....i had diariah and i was vomiting at the same time all day, every 5 mins.....
Witchcraft_fml 5
Baha. You're a poopface.
rachelbrianna25 0
do u know how to use a toilet? u could have flushed then while that was going down u could puke- problem solved.
xxXChiiXxx 2
Aww! I'm sorry. :( Reminds me of the SP episode where Kenny's dad took too many BC Pills and was vomiting and sh*tting everywhere. XP