Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML
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Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML
Today, I was feeling sick so I decided to lay down. As soon as I did, I felt the sudden urge to throw up, so I ran to the bathroom. When I bent over the toilet to throw up, my glasses fell in along with my vomit. Before I had a chance to retrieve them, I threw up again. And again. FML
Today, I was unfortunate enough to discover what happens when you vomit mid-drink at a water fountain. FML
Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML
Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML
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Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
No one to blame but yourself. You really deserve this one.
Mathalamus 25
Alcohol makes you sick.
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Comments (11)
BurnInDemonFire 39
No one to blame but yourself. You really deserve this one.
manb91gb 15
Then you should learn your limits and stick to them instead of poisoning yourself. That's why you throw up, because you've injested too many toxins, ********.
Inkoseh 33
At least it wasn't vomit splashing back up in your face! I do have to say, its one of the first things I learned in grade school Science. Whenever mixing chemicals, make sure you pour the dangerous chemical into the non-dangerous/water. As whatever you pour, the standing (being poured into) liquid is the one that will splash up!
Mathalamus 25
Alcohol makes you sick.
GamerChickxoxo 16
alot of have been there, after you get the chunks out a hot shower to make you comfortable while you dry heave helps, then warm up and drink lots of fluids when you stop throwing up. this is probably a sign that alcohol is poison and your body doesn't want you to drink.
TooTall0231 9
Get your face closer to water to prevent splash. I'm not saying this isn't your fault because it totally is.
tiredofwaiting 25
You kinda brought that one on yourself
mooshake 15
I don’t know why so many people are hating, yes it’s self inflicted but majority of us have been there. Next time you’re sick for whatever reason, put a little bit of toilet paper in the toilet to help stop the splash back (:
Miss_Whipped 43
It splashed because I bet the OP had too much food and not enough fluid. It would have to be heavy enough to drop and splash directly up onto the face. Not an alcoholic, just get violently ill during dips in the depresso times. I probably sound like a tool but that's alright with me.
mooshake 15
Idk, I mean what you’re saying is 100% possible but I know there’s been times where I have been sick and it’s been all fluid and still splashed back so food might not have anything to do with it. Just need something over the water to help soften the blow
MBDL 5
You gotta put toilet paper in the bowl to catch it so it won’t splash back onto your face. Haha. #ThrowUpQueen