Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
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Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML
Today, I was suffering from food poisoning and had constant diarrhea, along with feeling nauseous. I couldn't hold my vomit in and rushed to the toilet, but due to the pressure, I pooped while still in pajamas. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML
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myballs 0
At that point, did you vomit again?
CH33RL34D3R 0
THAT's when the shit hits the fan...
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Comments (111)
hollywood123 0
I used to be bulimic... Vomit splashed in my face all the time.
Islander_fml 5
FYL, but I died laughing imagining it! :D
Voids 0
It's called a bucket on your lap, sitting on the crapper. Not rocket science. YDI
clockworkrainbow 3
Yeah, I hold the trashcan in my lap when I get that kind of sick... FYL, though. I'd puke even more after that happened.
lacho95 4
FTW!!!
blastvortex 4
Who couldn't have seen that coming, not that you had much choice to begin with, but you know how that goes. Shit happens.
J_Harless 0
Why didn't you just puke in the bathtub? I have had the ***** and needed to puke while ********, so I just leaned to the side and into the bathtub it all went.
Prawn_fml 2
LOL. You're assuming because you have a bathtub conveniently placed by your toilet, everybody does?
Turnip_Girl 0
Ugh. D: Hope you're feeling better!
Crusheddd 0
i just have to say LOL! I laugh at your mis fortune,
kile88 2
why the **** didn't you at least flush?! If I knew it'd finished at one end I'd quickly flush it incase it come out the other end. throwing up in a toilet is just easier. but **** man that's gross