Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML
Today, I was suffering from food poisoning and had constant diarrhea, along with feeling nauseous. I couldn't hold my vomit in and rushed to the toilet, but due to the pressure, I pooped while still in pajamas. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML
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myballs 0
At that point, did you vomit again?
CH33RL34D3R 0
THAT's when the shit hits the fan...
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Comments (111)
replaceme 0
awww, that sucks, sweet! FYL!
kstorm 0
YDI! You should have used a trash can to puke in as you were ********
Six_and_the_Moon 3
This.
Gargananana 1
I demand an illustrated FML for this.
patticake1601 0
you do know toilets flush right?
603050294 0
I'm thinking the same thing. How could you not flush?
pyros09 0
Maybe because she had to urgently vomit and didn't have time to flush, did you consider that?
jpreasy4 0
clearly you've never had food poisoning dumbfuck
prydeboi16 0
I had fish and chips then got on a boat. and then turns out the fish gave me food poisoning. with only one bathroom near the my parents bed room it was a ling smelly night
girlwithmoodeyes 0
um, actually ive had F.P. when your getting down to crouch you flush, so that way when you throw up its already flushing everything else..
wordgirl 0
That's very awful. :P Funny as heck, though.
jennam_fml 4
Why didn't you just throw up in the sink or tub? If I just shat in a toilet and felt the urge to throw up, I would have waddled to the sink or tub.
FarSide 23
Well, hell yes.
bibi_nette 14
Because if all people were that quick-minded, this site would serve 30% less.
Intoxicunt 6
Just remember to get the order right: Sit, squirt, flush. Kneel, hurl, flush. You'll have big problems if you sit and hurl or kneel and squirt. Also, the "flush" is a crucial step. You almost got it right.
perdix 31
That would be the perfect time for the school bully to walk in and give you a swirly.
fatherpunk 1
I always have a fear that's gonna happen to me. I'm glad it was you.
fuckyourdogslife 0
YDI for letting things come out both ends.