Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
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Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML
Today, I was suffering from food poisoning and had constant diarrhea, along with feeling nauseous. I couldn't hold my vomit in and rushed to the toilet, but due to the pressure, I pooped while still in pajamas. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML
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myballs 0
At that point, did you vomit again?
CH33RL34D3R 0
THAT's when the shit hits the fan...
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Comments (111)
TobyLuckhurst 0
*shudder* Don't share that kind of information, please! FYL, definitely though.
LadyLieDie 1
Wash it off with soap and get on with your life.
Tozi_fml 0
Well, sorry about that. I have absolutely no solution to offer, since anyone who's ever had a bad stomach bug KNOWS some things can't wait even for a second to happen. Take a shover and eat some plain white rice for dinner, you'll feel better afterwards.
bamfsparky 0
hahahaha! it happens to all of us.
kinkolicious 0
hahaha thats ******* great, however next time 1) shit in the toilet 2) puke in the bath tub / shower lol at least then you can just turn the shower on and wash it down the drain
kiwi_x 4
omg. that made me laugh so hard. even how disgusting it is.
DJ_Chutfield 4
Advice that'll serve all of you well. Whenever I have a stomach bug I sit on the crapper and have a bucket in front for spew. I only needed to see diarrhea on the floor once before coming up with that idea...
dieburnbot 0
Sounds like something that would happen to me lolol
burbujas15 0
Hahahaha! That sucks so much but it's so damn funny.
Sadistic_Spartan 0
LOL at #3 and i know i shouldn't laugh but i just gave a whole new meaning to the word ROFL. i ROFL'd at this then consequently rolled into my desk knocking a glass onto my face which smashed and gave me a nosebleed. damn karma.