Sostupid
Canada
Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
pikachu_43
San Francisco, United States
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
Anonymous
Saint-laurent, Canada
Today, I've been chronically constipated so long that I was actually grateful for the sudden blast of diarrhea that ruined my pants. FML
Anonymous
Luton, United Kingdom
Panic in the sheets of Luton…
Today, I had a dream in which I was having a panic attack. When I woke up, I was actually having a panic attack. Double the fun. FML
Anonymous
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, I had a anxiety attack about taking my anxiety medicine. FML
constipated
Today, I was fired from my job for being constipated. FML
Anonymous
Circular
Today, I had a panic attack while giving a presentation on how to breathe to avoid having panic attacks. FML
Anonymous
Viby, Denmark
Plumbing issues
Today, I'm constipated AND having diarrhea at the same time. It feels like I'm going to explode. FML
Anonymous
Make it easy on yourself
Today, I had depressive feelings, so I decided to write about it to find out what was bothering me, and let go of the negative thoughts. While doing so, I had a panic attack. FML
TheHeirofTime
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Marlborough, United States
Honest
Today, I had to cancel an appointment due to diarrhea. I was so nervous that when the receptionist asked why, I told her, "I can't stop shitting." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
"Oh God, oh God, I can't poop, oh God" *faints* Idiot.
disco2466 8
did it make you shit yourself?
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Comments (104)
SulfurPlague 0
*facepalm*
thrice643 7
good thing you did... I needed a reason to laugh.
HUNG9 0
thats pretty funny actually
xshowmethehueix 0
nice
LexSwift 17
I hate panic attacks. They scare the hell out of me.
PhoenixFiend 0
Would have been funnier if panic attacks scared the shit out of you. The fml post would have made a lot more sense c
cmac86 24
may I suggest a tall cup of coffee with chicory in it? I used to poop only once a week or so (average of 5 days), but I had some of said coffee in New Orleans 2 years ago, and now I go like 2-3 a day! if not, try a coffee and cigarette. if not that, Fuze, but be warned, that stuff worked too well (explosion that damn near put Mount St. Helen's to shame!)
hollowaybrady34 6
Somethings wrong with you if you crap every five days.
DropDead77 11
first!
ppriscilla 0
oh...thats...horrible
Prolusive 5
I'm stuck for words. I hope you work it out!
Prolusive 5
I'm stuck for words. I hope you work it out!