Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
Today, I've been chronically constipated so long that I was actually grateful for the sudden blast of diarrhea that ruined my pants. FML
Panic in the sheets of Luton…
Today, I had a dream in which I was having a panic attack. When I woke up, I was actually having a panic attack. Double the fun. FML
Today, I had a anxiety attack about taking my anxiety medicine. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for being constipated. FML
Circular
Today, I had a panic attack while giving a presentation on how to breathe to avoid having panic attacks. FML
Plumbing issues
Today, I'm constipated AND having diarrhea at the same time. It feels like I'm going to explode. FML
Make it easy on yourself
Today, I had depressive feelings, so I decided to write about it to find out what was bothering me, and let go of the negative thoughts. While doing so, I had a panic attack. FML
Honest
Today, I had to cancel an appointment due to diarrhea. I was so nervous that when the receptionist asked why, I told her, "I can't stop shitting." FML
Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
"Oh God, oh God, I can't poop, oh God" *faints* Idiot.
disco2466 8
did it make you shit yourself?
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Comments (104)
iHaveADream_ 0
at least your undies were poop free :P
Emilykate98 0
laxadives(:
cherrigirl 0
I too have anxiety problems.
narutou546 4
that sux, hopefully you didn't crap yourself in the process
slappygecko 21
be happy. one woman died because her son put laxative in her coffee and she had a heart attack
aduro1991 4
wow
SkoomaKi 28
I'm sorry, but this is ridiculous. Get over yourself OP.
rain_or_shine 8
well I hope you feel better and that really sucks. Its embaressing, yet teriffying. It's a health issue that everyone just laughs at.
Levee44 9
I just can't imagine how that happened :)
gingerface81 16
Been there, done that....