Sostupid
Canada
Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
pikachu_43
San Francisco, United States
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
Anonymous
Saint-laurent, Canada
Today, I've been chronically constipated so long that I was actually grateful for the sudden blast of diarrhea that ruined my pants. FML
Anonymous
Luton, United Kingdom
Panic in the sheets of Luton…
Today, I had a dream in which I was having a panic attack. When I woke up, I was actually having a panic attack. Double the fun. FML
Anonymous
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, I had a anxiety attack about taking my anxiety medicine. FML
constipated
Today, I was fired from my job for being constipated. FML
Anonymous
Circular
Today, I had a panic attack while giving a presentation on how to breathe to avoid having panic attacks. FML
Anonymous
Viby, Denmark
Plumbing issues
Today, I'm constipated AND having diarrhea at the same time. It feels like I'm going to explode. FML
Anonymous
Make it easy on yourself
Today, I had depressive feelings, so I decided to write about it to find out what was bothering me, and let go of the negative thoughts. While doing so, I had a panic attack. FML
TheHeirofTime
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Marlborough, United States
Honest
Today, I had to cancel an appointment due to diarrhea. I was so nervous that when the receptionist asked why, I told her, "I can't stop shitting." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
"Oh God, oh God, I can't poop, oh God" *faints* Idiot.
disco2466 8
did it make you shit yourself?
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Comments (104)
polopony 0
No shit?
styphon 5
seriously? it's constipation. considering all life's problems you are in for some serious trouble. i would hope you are seeing a dr for your panic disorder. also, senna + colace, both OTC
DocBastard 40
Shit happens. But not to you.
Justforlolz 14
*Groans* So much for no "shit jokes...
Prolusive 5
Shit happens. I hope you work it out...
Crimsonhead 0
Maybe OP has a generalised panic disorder. People do not choose to panic, or the circumstances that make them panic. OP, I suggest you sort your diet out, to avoid this doubly uncomfortable situation recurring.
bachooka 5
You forgot the part where they voided their bowels after losing consciousness... Problem solved. You're welcome!
davek 36
So... did you sh*t yourself or not?
brittanyrae29 0
Idiot
metalwolf 17
You panic because you cant go to the bathroom? Do yourself a favor and get that checked out or never have kids. Last i heard, birth takes more then 20 minutes.
dddianna 0
LOL.