Sostupid
Canada
Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
pikachu_43
San Francisco, United States
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
Anonymous
Saint-laurent, Canada
Today, I've been chronically constipated so long that I was actually grateful for the sudden blast of diarrhea that ruined my pants. FML
Anonymous
Luton, United Kingdom
Panic in the sheets of Luton…
Today, I had a dream in which I was having a panic attack. When I woke up, I was actually having a panic attack. Double the fun. FML
Anonymous
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, I had a anxiety attack about taking my anxiety medicine. FML
constipated
Today, I was fired from my job for being constipated. FML
Anonymous
Circular
Today, I had a panic attack while giving a presentation on how to breathe to avoid having panic attacks. FML
Anonymous
Viby, Denmark
Plumbing issues
Today, I'm constipated AND having diarrhea at the same time. It feels like I'm going to explode. FML
Anonymous
Make it easy on yourself
Today, I had depressive feelings, so I decided to write about it to find out what was bothering me, and let go of the negative thoughts. While doing so, I had a panic attack. FML
TheHeirofTime
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Marlborough, United States
Honest
Today, I had to cancel an appointment due to diarrhea. I was so nervous that when the receptionist asked why, I told her, "I can't stop shitting." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
"Oh God, oh God, I can't poop, oh God" *faints* Idiot.
disco2466 8
did it make you shit yourself?
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Comments (104)
Prolusive 5
I'm stuck for words...
Prolusive 5
I hope you work it out.
Monst3r21 0
oh loard!
Dakarimassey 0
Haha that must suck
mrahhhhh 21
Prolusive, it takes a very "special" person to fail as hard as you just did. OP, wow, you made of glass? Granted, that's not a shit to look forward too, but panicking? And no, you probably won't die of not pooing in your case.
Prolusive 5
I fail to see how I failed...
mightymart 5
wow! somebody doesnt get out much..
eftup 9
shitty...
ShrukiantheMad 0
Umm females don't excrete fecal matter... Shouldn't she be used to that?
at1325 0
I get that your joking, but your still a ******* retard. NEWS FLASH! women poop too.
ShrukiantheMad 0
If you understand that I'm joking, why must you feel the need to insult my intelligence? Could it be that you are compensating? Ah, oh well, no since fighting with a stubborn blowhard anyhow.
5t3ff1k4h 47
I am a woman. I do not poop. I hope this clears everything up for you both.
DocBastard 40
at1325 - do you see the irony of you're statement? YES that was intentional, for educational purposes, for emphasis, ad nauseum, ad infinitum, etc.
razeleet 0
^win.
ShrukiantheMad 0
<3 doc
Edenbeam 19
*your
DakotaCat 4
Uh huh uh huh extra cheese uh huh uh huh save a slice for me!
Wiiilmaaa 1
the most convenient thing to do is to shit yourself while having the panic attack ;)