Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML
Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML
Today, in a big argument, my sister uninvited my mom to her wedding. Trying to comfort my mom, I rented Mamma Mia knowing she's wanted to see it for a while. Turns out, Mamma Mia is a mother/daughter feel-good about the daughters wedding. I had no idea, and my mom cried the whole movie. FML
Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML
Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML
Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Today, my mom and I were watching this movie in which some girls start making out. My mother called them "sinners" claiming they'll "burn in hell twice". Then she said, "God doesn't like gays." I'm a lesbian. I picked out this movie as a way of coming out. FML
Today, I went to the movies. Two teenagers behind me had already seen the picture once and shared the entire plot with their friend during first 10 minutes. The finale was intended to be a great twist and I knew it from the very beginning. FML
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xOpheliacx 0
So? I was an accident, too. It doesn't mean your parents don't love you or something.
stringoffail 0
I think I was an accident too. Why else would my middle name be "Vasectomy"?
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Comments (182)
todayiwroteafml 0
hahahaha Sucks for you. But maybe she was just joking?
raNDMGUy 5
yeah, im pretty sure that sounds like shes joking, she wouldnt just say. darling......... you were an accident
anuskina 0
I was an accident too. my moms reminds me of it once in a while, particularly when she knows im dating someone and to have a vivid proof that condoms dont always work. its not that sad once u get used to it. cuz, after all, it wasnt ur fault to be born but theirs.
slutsstud 0
WTF people? What happened to abortion? Oh wait.. I forgot.. everyone on here is conservative, right? Cause it damn sure looks that way. LOL
easylazy 0
Ask her if she still has the broken condom You should frame it or something
cms70 0
You're retarded
SomeonePosting 0
In most cases of accidental conception, the couples are using birth control and it fails. Though it's close, it doesn't work 100%. I have a similar story like #69 to share. My older brother and I were planned and tried for. In my case, it took years. But my little brother was a complete accident even though my mother wasn't supposed to be able to get pregnant anymore. The fact that he wasn't planned doesn't mean anything to me. He's my brother and I love him. Being an accident doesn't make you unwanted. Your mom just has a good sense of humor about it.
genius_man16 1
Agree, seriously, FYL because you have parents with a sense of humor? Please just go break your leg or something. Jesus.
gothymama 0
LOL I agree. But the reality is that most babies aren't planned.
regalarius 0
#76 - You win. And you're totally right. :-P
desertkitt 0
I'm gunna say that's not necessarily true. My mom had cysts on her ovaries and the Dr she went to said she couldn't get pregnant (plus her and My bio-dad were HEAVY druggies). And what do you know? Three months later she finds out she's pregnant with a three month old wee lil bairn. This isn't an FML or a YDI, it's a "Grow the **** Up and Get Over Yourself". Most babies are, in fact, NOT PLANNED. Apparently your Mom still loves you enough to take you to a friggin movie and sit next to you for God sakes.
ryguy1997 0
what is wrong with being born accidentaly? they still love you. be glad you weren't aborted.
thegirlnextdoorr 0
Okay, #153- I'm just gonna have to say you need to settle down. You have a point about the most babies are not planned... But this is an FML. I would die a little bit if my mom did that to me. They could be close, or she could be adopted, then she'd most likely be an accident? Anyways. FYL, hope you enjoyed the movie?:-/
xOpheliacx 0
So? I was an accident, too. It doesn't mean your parents don't love you or something.
lettertjes 0
That´s exactly what I wanted to say
AmpulexCompressa 0
Ditto. Stop whining about it.
darkmis1 18
Same-I wuz an accident, and my mom still loves me-stop complaining.
diet_otaku 0
same here. at least OP's parents are still together.
Figureskater_15 0
agreed My mom got pregnant with me before my parents got married. my sister was born when i was 15 months old and then my parents got divorced when i was 3. so i balme my self for the fact my parents got married cause my mom was pregnant, they had only know each other for a few months and yeah
mexicansweetie48 0
i agree too. my mom told us(me and my three siblings) that we were all accidents. lol
Uh_OhLmao 0
agreed and ditto to 52
jamiej 0
I have an accidental daughter, and I don't love her any less for that fact! This should be true of any good parent.
DangerousBabee 0
Yup Me Too
jmar87 0
Completely agree. Be glad mommykins has a good sense of humor. :P
xSmilesXD 0
I love u XD
nerdytacos 3
I was planned, but my older sis was an accident. they were in college. they got divorced a week after my 1st birthday:(
PrincessesCrown 17
I was planned and so were my three older siblings. Everyone on my dads side was planned and every one on my moms side was planned(except for my uncles kid kids and their kids kids) I like the idea that they wanted me and it wasn't hell when they found out my mom was pergneat! But there's nothing wrong with being an accident, half of my friends are!
SammyS2012 21
I'm the best accident that happened to my mom :) Seriously, my brother, sister, and I were all unplanned; and our parents love us dearly; obsessed with us really :) Doesn't mean they love you less!
clawies 0
Ouch.
DanishDude 0
haha this one is the best one today .
sawdy 0
Relax.... it was probably just a joke.
iplaylax 0
or maybe the dad did wear a condom but the kid pulled a Houdini
stringoffail 0
I think I was an accident too. Why else would my middle name be "Vasectomy"?
plethora 3
Win.
womanizer89 0
wonderful middle name im sure during graduation everyone will crack up! and 2 the OP FYL kinda but u know she was kidding rite?
MandaHugankiss 0
LMAO! haha
sazure 0
You won the internet today.
black4wolf 0
NUMBER 1 POST YESSSS And I hope Your mom gets cancer.. Dont watch that movie.. its stupid... Its about some bald kids that are sick.. I think its more of a comdey Cancer isnt funny
hayleyx351 0
did you even pay attention to the movie? at all?
Sesh54 7
you're so stupid
dey4gotaus 0
Relax Dude!! At least she decided to keep you, unlike my once little brother D:
watermind 0
No big deal really... my mum was an accident too. So what.
TheRoflMonster 0
Why would you wish cancer upon anyone. But to the OP Im sure your mom loves you all the same.