Work, Poopoo peepee and Customers: Customers from hell, part 374

Customers from hell, part 374

By JuiceBoy - 05/07/2022 12:00

Today, at my supermarket job, I told an elderly woman that we no longer sell her favorite juice due to supply chain issues. She got so upset that she peed on the floor. I had to clean it up. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 5 July 2022 13:45

You should have lied and said you expect some soon. Brutal honesty pisses people off -- sometimes literally!

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 5 July 2022 13:45

You should have lied and said you expect some soon. Brutal honesty pisses people off -- sometimes literally!

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