Today, I got to go back into my house after it had been tented. Suddenly, a foul stench filled my house. My husband checked all around the house and finally checked under the house. There were more than 12 dead stray cats under our house, and guess who was in charge of pulling them out? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML
Today, after two weeks of believing that my extremely sick cat had escaped the house and ran away to die, I uncovered his lifeless body while deep cleaning my living room. FML
Today, someone (probably my ex) released a bunch of cats into my house. I’m pants-shittingly, deathly afraid of cats. Animal control can’t guarantee that they caught them all because they have no way of knowing how many were in there in the first place. I’m too terrified to be at home now. FML
Today, the abandoned cat that I took in for the night and during bad weather seems to have spread fleas around my house. They're everywhere. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
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Julle_fml 0
Wow... You managed to mention the word "house" 5 times within that little space...
valuemeal2 1
Aww, poor cats.
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Comments (114)
silverwolfe2121 0
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Ahahaha sucks! but awww cats D; Edit: wow 1st comment :D
s_p_e_b 0
that's....interesting.....
Tamuz 0
YDI for having a house
timtam24 0
nah mate, 5 isn't enough
orchids_torturer 0
lol sublime haha, OP is a proud homeowner the orchids' torturer has spoken.
the_stereotype 0
haha sublime, i didn't even notice till you mentioned it
z3r0ram 0
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YDI for making your husband do it Lazy Bitch
liveBabylon 0
aha I hadnt noticed how many time you said house, till i read it out loud.. O.k we get it there were dead cats under your HOUSE
twinscrplayer6 0
wtf
bbthunder4 0
Eww ! I hate all cats .
Chocolate_Chunk 2
Eww, I hate all bbthunder4s! Also, I reply to the first comment to get to the top
Chowi_fml 0
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Cats suck.
no1askdu 5
they also blow, lick and swallow
genius_man16 1
Just because you're a bitch and cats hate you doesn't mean they suck. Sorry you don't appreciate how awesome cats are. But you don't deserve their love and affection by the sound of things.
tinkerbell1357 0
haha... #7.... nice one... ;)
Jojo0607 1
I love cats!! UR just a bad person with no heart....that's so sad op.
Morgan Kwn 19
Douchebag
Sakke 4
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Get a dog then. :)
the_stereotype 0
i agree. get a dog. or lure some stray dogs over there, but it sounds like you've already gotten them out...so...guess anything we say is pretty much useless
sarcasticbitch 7
ewwww..........
jeocon10 0
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5
baller789 0
YDI for complaining hoe it's ur job get to work u ******
liindsey 25
Uh, if it's their house, and they paid someone else to tent it (for extermination, I'm assuming), why would it be their technical "job" to pull dead cats out from under their house?
kaisar0 0
Waaaaaaait a sec. First you call her a hoe, then you call her a ******? Wth.
i_is_a_tr00l 0
YDI FOR HAVING PARENTS THAT ARE COUSINS!
itsgen 16
what the ****? are you talking about moron!!!
noshitsherlock 0
wow, that REALLY sucks... And, YDI, because those dead, rotting carcasses are biohazards. You could've just called animal control or something.
moonlight_daze 8
I don't know.. Who?
Julle_fml 0
Wow... You managed to mention the word "house" 5 times within that little space...
awesome_king 3
op's weird
itssnotfunny 24
I was thinking the same thing. Only came to comments to see if anyone else noticed.