Today, I got to go back into my house after it had been tented. Suddenly, a foul stench filled my house. My husband checked all around the house and finally checked under the house. There were more than 12 dead stray cats under our house, and guess who was in charge of pulling them out? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML
Today, after two weeks of believing that my extremely sick cat had escaped the house and ran away to die, I uncovered his lifeless body while deep cleaning my living room. FML
Today, someone (probably my ex) released a bunch of cats into my house. I’m pants-shittingly, deathly afraid of cats. Animal control can’t guarantee that they caught them all because they have no way of knowing how many were in there in the first place. I’m too terrified to be at home now. FML
Today, the abandoned cat that I took in for the night and during bad weather seems to have spread fleas around my house. They're everywhere. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
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Julle_fml 0
Wow... You managed to mention the word "house" 5 times within that little space...
valuemeal2 1
Aww, poor cats.
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hbgoddard 0
Who?
Jonathan33 0
these guys sound like they live in a mobile home and don't do shit all day, in other words, they aren't very clean people and they're "house" needs some renovation. maybe all those cats died because of a carbon monoxide leak or somethin. but seriously if u have that many cats under your home, you would hear them hissing and fighting each other every night. get your lazy ass off the couch and clean woman!
muffintastic 0
Maybe they died because of the poison in the tenting chemicals? And just because cats live under their house doesn't mean it's a trailer, or a shitty house. My house is about 50 years old and there's a crawlspace underneath, same as all of the other houses in my neighborhood. Cats can easily get under there without you knowing, they have here before. My cousin who used to live down the street actually had pet cats that basically lived under the house. And we've had to have our house tented before because of people moving in and out, our new neighbors actually brought along some field mice & other pests after moving from a farm. x-x
sallyhasaparrot 0
poor kitties. I think this is made up.
ycfan_98 0
Aw, that's horrible :( Poor kitties I do think this is slightly exaggerated, though. I could understand not knowing there were a few stray cats living under the house, but "more than 12"? Come on. It would have been pretty hard to not notice they were living there... unless you knew they were there and didn't try to lure them out before your house got tented. If that's the case, then you definitely deserved it.
madasahatter 0
I clicked YDI just because you said "house" so much
xetvu 0
YDI because I read this before taking a nap and it influenced some really ******* weird dreams involving dead cats.
enki_fml 0
Every sentence in this FML has the word "house" in it.
Zoa_fml 0
Did this happen at your house?
emilieeee_fml 0
you could've just called someone to take care of it, that's what my mom did when she found a dead raccoon beside our shed.
DameGreyWulf 1
They should check for that stuff 8C Uuugh