Today, I got to go back into my house after it had been tented. Suddenly, a foul stench filled my house. My husband checked all around the house and finally checked under the house. There were more than 12 dead stray cats under our house, and guess who was in charge of pulling them out? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML
Today, after two weeks of believing that my extremely sick cat had escaped the house and ran away to die, I uncovered his lifeless body while deep cleaning my living room. FML
Today, someone (probably my ex) released a bunch of cats into my house. I’m pants-shittingly, deathly afraid of cats. Animal control can’t guarantee that they caught them all because they have no way of knowing how many were in there in the first place. I’m too terrified to be at home now. FML
Today, the abandoned cat that I took in for the night and during bad weather seems to have spread fleas around my house. They're everywhere. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
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Top comments
Julle_fml 0
Wow... You managed to mention the word "house" 5 times within that little space...
valuemeal2 1
Aww, poor cats.
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Comments (114)
BurlyWurly 0
Let's just look on the bright side and celebrate the fact that there are 12 less cats in the world now.
jessicaax 0
Her house WAS being tented, so she wasn't living there, so she didn't know about the cats.
muffinsareyummy 1
lol @ how many times the op used the word "house" but seriously? fyl? **** the cats lives.
Dominion10 4
'12 less cats in the world'. Stfu, you stupid twats. You ******* disgust me.
Shlaya 0
Aww, but gross
AnnoyingFlamingo 0
Why is it the husbands job? If women are equal to men there is no reason the male has to pick up the cats. Compromise time! He picks up 6 and she picks up 6. Problem solved. The best husband wife bonding time is over the dead fumes and carcasses of cats.
caomei 0
ummm #50? I think the person who commented on this had to pull out the cats not the husband
ALRULES88 1
MURDER!!!!!!!
rety1 13
lol wow I don't know how anyone can love cats.. they poop in your house puke where ever they please and their dumb as a sack of rocks...
InfiltratedMind 0
I don't have a mist :(