Today, I got to go back into my house after it had been tented. Suddenly, a foul stench filled my house. My husband checked all around the house and finally checked under the house. There were more than 12 dead stray cats under our house, and guess who was in charge of pulling them out? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML
Today, after two weeks of believing that my extremely sick cat had escaped the house and ran away to die, I uncovered his lifeless body while deep cleaning my living room. FML
Today, someone (probably my ex) released a bunch of cats into my house. I’m pants-shittingly, deathly afraid of cats. Animal control can’t guarantee that they caught them all because they have no way of knowing how many were in there in the first place. I’m too terrified to be at home now. FML
Today, the abandoned cat that I took in for the night and during bad weather seems to have spread fleas around my house. They're everywhere. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
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Julle_fml 0
Wow... You managed to mention the word "house" 5 times within that little space...
valuemeal2 1
Aww, poor cats.
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Comments (114)
orchids_torturer 0
What in the world does it mean for a house to be "tented"? sorry... english is not my first language and i am not familiar with the terminology Someone please explain?
The_Great_Zucchi 15
Don't confuse what people write here with English. "Tented" is not English. The OP apparently couldn't be bothered to explain it properly. In other words, don't feel bad that you have to ask :-)
srslyeffed 0
Tented is English. You want her to say "I got to go back into my house after it had been covered with a tarp so exterminators could kill the pests inside with pesticide"? There's a character limit. Although she could have done without saying 'house' 5 times.
lo1337a 1
I think there's a number of us who don't know what 'tented' means. Therefore, YES, she should have clarified. For a while I wondered if she meant 'tenanted', which would explain her not noticing the cats before.
driedpeaches 0
They put a large tent over the entire house and then pump it full of poison gas to kill everything inside (pests)
CFR 0
Poor cats =(
orchids_torturer 0
gracias.
wubbie6723 0
awwww poor cats.... and y did u have to do it and not him
papertigers_fml 0
i don't even know, all i read was bla bla bla house bla bla house
Diabla_ 2
Whatever, K$sha.
ayashe 2
I don't feel sorry for you at all. I'm with the others who said how could you possibly not know there were 12 cats living under your house? I could see if it was one or two, but there's no way someone wouldn't notice 12.
the_stereotype 0
It's a little glimpse of your future. You will kill your husband for making you pull out those cats, but ultimately you end up a cat lady with twelve cats who all die simultaneously. Ah, the irony.
Piejamas 0
uhhh no. who?
boomfruit 0
Am I the only one who finds it odd that the OP says "more than 12"? Why not say "more than 10" or else just say the exact number? Not that it matters in the slightest, but I thought it was an odd way of saying it.
nicole08 0
ha that's like the first thing i noticed... i thought other people would have too! it's like there were 13 cats but she didn't want to say the number 13... or she made it up. which is most likely