Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
Today, when I got back to my bedroom, I found my cat had left not one, not two, but four dead lizards for me. FML
Wrecked
Today, my family came back from holiday to discover that my little sister had messed with the cat flap before we left. Several stray cats were able to come in, but were unable to get out, and left shit in various areas around the house. FML
Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML
Today, I got to go back into my house after it had been tented. Suddenly, a foul stench filled my house. My husband checked all around the house and finally checked under the house. There were more than 12 dead stray cats under our house, and guess who was in charge of pulling them out? FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Trustworthy
Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML
Welcome home!
Today, I got home after a spending a week recovery from surgery. My neighbour had been feeding my cat whilst I was away. Exhausted, I went straight to my bedroom where I soon discovered that my cat had shat on my pillows, duvet, and pyjamas. FML
Today, I got home from a long day at work, hoping to just fix dinner and relax, only to find that my cat had come into the house with a rabbit, and is now stuck underneath the cabinet. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Top comments
ollie179 21
Welcome home! Love, the cat xx
Keyman1212 14
It's actually a sign that your cat loves and cares for you. He was just trying to provide you with food. He didn't know any better, he's just a cat.
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ileina 5
At least you know your cat can kill pests if needed. :)
thanks_asshole 2
I thought garfield only ate lasagna?
Keyman1212 14
It's actually a sign that your cat loves and cares for you. He was just trying to provide you with food. He didn't know any better, he's just a cat.
wolflover44 5
10: When you put it that way it's kind of cute... But it's still an utterly disgusting FML... Just one more reason to add to my list of "Reasons To Never Get A Cat"
Pixxio_O 11
At least you don't have to pay for food for a month...
adropofpeace 8
Op needs a cat like mine. If he sees something he'll catch it and bring it to you and let it go. Granted, he's letting it loose in your house again, but it's not a bloody mess on your floor :P haha
LiveLaughFML 10
those small decomposing animals are a sign from your cat saying not to mess with them >;D
FurryPride 9
I love cats.
dre_bro11 12
31, mine catches a mouse and then sits on it until she's tired. Then she let's it go - until next time.
mstarxo23 2
And that is why I'm not a cat person.
TheWickedOne 0
My cat catches the mouse, uses it as a toy to fling around for a bit, then she'll puncture it's lungs. Then she decides whether to bring it right up to me, and drop it by my feet as a present, or if she wants to eat it. She would never leave a mouse, or bird for that matter, just lying around inside though.
theaws0m3guy 4
I just want to hug every single cat but I can't!
seanders 10
I agree with 21, I hate cats.
WHITE3TIGER 0
at least you have plenty of food
fugachumi 0
That's what you get for having a cat
LiveLaughFML 10
#61 LMAO that cat lady on eHarmony was hilarious! im glad I caught your reference ;D
freshV43 0
At least it doesnt smell bad
kevsnev 7
It was probably hungry.
abc123cimsmart 3
Im still trying to figure out if it was OP that smelled or the dead animals.
ShyAnn29 15
My cat would play with it, sometimes eat it, sometimes not. I had a cat when I was younger bring a mouse on my bed as a present I'd get in the morning, if that's not bad enough, it was just the head!
FurryPride 9
72 I'm a furry I don't bang animals I love them. Your ignorant to think that furies rape animals.
FurryPride 9
Truly I don't even care anymore. >.> ignorance must be bliss.
ollie179 21
Welcome home! Love, the cat xx
Magic1 9
I thought you were talking about your pets decomposing at first :P
iLOLatURpain69 7
What a pussy.
silver0jay 11
Should've called a cat-sitter in the first place.
ShyAnn29 15
Lucky you! My dog will play with it, obviously killing it, and just leave it in the middle of the room, lol (this was meant to # 99
thorscope 0
either your cat has access to the outdoors or the animals where there and alive before you left
SoNotForYou 5
Wow, you are really smart!
properbostonian 5
Hot people don't need to be smart
neonblue120 6
Tell that to the girl under him.
cp1338 0
Probably an outdoor cat with a cat door
RebekahBrooke 9
cat flap? jeez. and.... wow.... how would you have thought it'd eat??
SteelCladAngel 0
Some people have these really neat things called bulk or automatic feeders Fill up a special container with food then as te cat or dog eats what's in the bowl more food falls into the bowl....
SadinSherman 16
We used to have one but in scared the crap out of my dog
SteelCladAngel 0
Lol my gram has them for her cats that are similar to bulk candy things in stores, the food just drops as what's in the collection area is used up. No noise r anything which is good because one of her cats is afraid of /everything/
flamegrilled123 3
Why didn't you get someone to take care of the cat when you were gone?
Dodie_zilla 0
Now I know sometimes animals can last weeks without food, but no one knows the previous state of the cat. Like if it was healthy or not.
ashseal 11
They probably put food out for the cat. But it got bored and decided to have fun.
Dodie_zilla 0
You should have asked someone to watch your cat. You never know, you're lucky it didn't starve to death! Ydi!
RebekahBrooke 9
THANK YOU. how did he expect it to survive? It has to eat, and there are animals outside. He obviously knew that the cat had access, but he didnt think about this?
stacianichole 2
Why does someone always have to criticize the OP? It's not negligence, shush.
sxe_beast 11
They probably had someone checking in on the cat. The person housesitting may not have went into the part of the home where the dead animals were/ noticed the dead animals. There are also automatic food/water feeders that dispense it at certain times. And there are self cleaning cat litter boxes. There are all sorts of tools that allow people to leave their cat unattended for a few days to a couple weeks. Sheesh you people are morons.
ImmaB3AST 7
Or it could have been what 48 said. They got automatic feeders now a days.
stacianichole 2
Those aren't decomposing small animals, they're gifts of love...Enjoy!
rhysfucker 24
Exactly! From the cat's point of view, he's contributing to the food supply!
Zero22120 12
Your cat redecorated for you, how kind.
SherryA 15
This is so funny! But gross too because I would hate to have to pick up a bunch of dead animals.. Eeeekk!
loveurlifeJK 5
They're presents! He missed you.