Today, I got to go back into my house after it had been tented. Suddenly, a foul stench filled my house. My husband checked all around the house and finally checked under the house. There were more than 12 dead stray cats under our house, and guess who was in charge of pulling them out? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML
Today, after two weeks of believing that my extremely sick cat had escaped the house and ran away to die, I uncovered his lifeless body while deep cleaning my living room. FML
Today, someone (probably my ex) released a bunch of cats into my house. I’m pants-shittingly, deathly afraid of cats. Animal control can’t guarantee that they caught them all because they have no way of knowing how many were in there in the first place. I’m too terrified to be at home now. FML
Today, the abandoned cat that I took in for the night and during bad weather seems to have spread fleas around my house. They're everywhere. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
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Top comments
Julle_fml 0
Wow... You managed to mention the word "house" 5 times within that little space...
valuemeal2 1
Aww, poor cats.
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Comments (114)
luvppl 6
awww i feel bad for both u and the cats :( poor things must have starved to death
pikapika94 0
oh my god. that would be my worst nightmare ever!!!!!
TheStripedBeatle 9
Your husband cleaned it up I assume?
KaylieBieber13 0
ummm i dont know who was supposed to pull them out! was it by any chance Billy Bob Joe Joe?
rachilio 26
Shouldn't the man have pulled them out
Luck77 6
poor kitties. u r an ass for not checking
Gperm 12
Shes says hour as many times as allen iverson said practice
Opheliae 22
DON'T DO IT, haven't you seen Evil Dead?!
cwl727 33
Poor kitty cats. That is absolutely awful.
magnetic_aura 26
This reminds me of another FML where someone tried to help a lady throw a trash bag in the dumpster and the bag had 14 dead cars in it. Are these stories related? Or, just a lot of dead cats going around? :-(