Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML
Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
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JonnyDents_fml 0
you should be happy the rat didn't kill your cat then there would be beacoup maggots
BabyDacey 0
poor mouse ):
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Comments (187)
JinxSNC 0
oh god XD
love_musik 0
ewwww that is so gross
Natheesh05 0
that sucks
BabyDacey 0
poor mouse ):
robertdr 0
thats not a fml ur kitty wuvs u :)
jamieeeee 0
ydi for having a cat! :)
StoryOfTheYear 15
Ma! Come qwik! I found us here some dinner!
MissRachieee 3
Eeew! :/
lionandthelamb61 9
I've had that happen while I was on vacation and my hamster escaped and was eaten by my cat and the pet sitter didn't even notice anything was wrong and just kept on feeding the hamster until I got home and found the little guy under my bed with maggots all in my carpet...sucks and extra long sentence ftw
ATLBOI770 0
#40 hela sexi
LMFAOwned 9
You wudda gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling maggots O.o
fuzzywazzy012 0
LMFAOwned 9
65 hella stupid and/or blind. She's effin hot unless ur a chick, then I got u. If ur a guy.... gay?
fuzzywazzy012 0
Hell yeah im 69!
LMFAOwned 9
U just like him/her for his/her fluffy dog. :D
LMFAOwned 9
I wasn't referring to the dog in the picture. O.o Rofl
jpjruler 0
yummy dead mouse :P
aardvarkish 17
"Creeper" makes me think of Gollem creeping up on that fish he eats raw. Otherwise, "Creepers!" an expression from the 50's expressing surprise. In the 70's, a "Creep" was a guy that no girl who knew better would date. I guess now, we bring the word full circle, but with a meaning of "stalker". OK, whatever. It's still dumb.
stephx11 0
lmao. xD
stephx11 0
^^that was directed to 73
aardvarkish 17
65 has a point 58 could also possibly have a point if 40 would lose the pit, and the slitherly tongue thing. IMHO
missmurderx 8
ohmygod. I was eating! D:
lover4eva 0
hah. :) this made me laugh! but poor poor mousy! :( *waaa*
Pleasure_Pirate 0
I'm gonna reply to the first comment to get my comment on top, even though it has nothing to do with the first comment.
FFML_314 12
Seeing somebody say that on almost every FML is just as, if not more annoying then people replying to the first comment.
KiddNYC1O 22
ok, I think it's fine when ppl tell others to take their "flirting" and "you're hot" comments elsewhere, that's what pm is for. but to call out someone by saying "you're a creep" for simply complimenting someone for their looks is unecessary. it's just a compliment.
CoolAsian 0
15-your kind of cute :)
birddylicious 0
HOT
bonicr 0
107, it's a sexual comment...
KiddNYC1O 22
111- read 110...
KiddNYC1O 22
women. lol
Mack7273 0
haha 73
Chrisskiies 0
lovely, that's why I have dogs, who so happen to kill raccoons at night. :) But they leave em in the yard lol.
dhdefb 0
well now you have dinner.
Kassandra2011 0
* mice
mayumm 0
Hahahahaha omg. ure comment just made my day
stephx11 0
104-nope. when they pierce it,no. but when it's healing. it does a little
rileykins 0
ewwie. :/
KiddNYC1O 22
#140- who are you correcting?
KiddNYC1O 22
just for the record, mice is plural
Ben_Is_Jamin 0
And that is why dog is man's best friend. :)
iahntajonera 3
maybe your cat is Mel Gibson
Desuhhray 0
stop pretending your dacey. she's my friend, and she doesn't have an fml account. that myspace you have on your profile isn't even her real myspace. ugh, poser.
Desuhhray 0
15 is a poserrr
ZleveL 0
and cat is mans best master.
pvthill 0
I hate cats waste of space on earth and *** the egyptians and their pyramids and their hyroglyphics on the wall worshiping cats and cats don't have 9 live I killed one just to see and cats are the devil and the devil fuks sadam housaine or however it's spelled o and one more thing why would u let an animal shit in the house then clean it up and not get mad
smellyoldlady 0
why I hate cats... their so ******* disgusting.
blackwelder 0
dAmn ur cute
TeeHooligan 0
Ew. Period.
timmyliao 5
haha wow , more like **** the rats life
daymann 0
that's why u need a dog they eat things instead of kill and hide around the house
BabyDacey 0
poor mouse ):
timmyliao 5
ur pretty
DocBastard 40
omg thx will u go out with me? Seriously, why do people hit on other people on FML?
GeneralCha 3
It's not really hitting on her. It's giving a compliment. Obviously u can't tell the difference. Such a sad life u must lead.
ilinca_luvsyou 0
^^ I agree with you
Fuckme19 0
I don't know what would be worse,, having a dead mouse with maggots all over it,, or the mouse still living and having a bunch of baby mice. fyl OP
Nickelback_4512 0
Yuck. :P
MrDiamond_fml 0
another reason why cats suck!
FFML_314 12
That's disgusting. I agree with #5, you need a dog instead. Lol.
atok 0
Dogs=win!
Raleigh_bruh 7
Cats over dogs, any day. :]
Taylorfacepwns 0
cats ftw :]
Raleigh_bruh 7
^ *high fives person above me* :]
TaylorTotsYumm 10
> (: dogs FTW
Raleigh_bruh 7
Taylor, why? No.. I'm sorry, but that isn't right. :]
amandalovee 0
LOL raleigh get over it ! i agree with taylor! haha. mookie(:
FFML_314 12
I like cats and dogs. I have one of each and they are both filthy ******!! I love them though :P
Raleigh_bruh 7
Pandapoo, shut your face.. And don't call me Mookie. :|
FFML_314 12
Why? It rhymes with cookie and you love cookies. Gawd, you're a fat ass!
samanthadude 0
Raleigh, I'm disappointed. Dogs over cats all day, everyday! Happy birthday btw! (:
Raleigh_bruh 7
Sam, we have an issue now. :| By the way, happy birthday to you as well. :]
ellielovesyuh 0
I agree with Raleigh:D cats ftw!!! :3
Raleigh_bruh 7
^ *high fives this person too* :P
sharmen 0
I LOVE cats! Dogs are dirty and slobber everywhere.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Raleigh, I'm never wrong.(: My grandmunmy's cat was berzerk. It would slap me and hiss at me.): T'was scary. All the dogs I've ever had were dosile, mellow, friendly creatures... unlike the devil kitty. = = Plus, you never hear about a crazy dog lady, do ye? (;
Raleigh_bruh 7
Taylor, if you've never been wrong before I'm afraid you're wrong now. (: Maybe your grandma's cat didn't like you because you did something to it to cause it's berserk behavior? And if you let a cat pimp slap you and hiss at you, then that means you actually got dominated by that pussy and it's behavior was the last thing you needed to worry about. :] Also, I've never heard about a crazy dog lady; but what does a person owning a lot of dogs have to do with dogs being better with cats? :P
Raleigh_bruh 7
*than cats
authorkid 2
121 it depends on the dog out of my 8 dogs only one has ever drooled everywhere and that was because it was a saint Bernard
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Haha. Raleigh, I was only 4 when her kitty was alive. It was evil though! It bitch slapped me. HARD. Haha I have a video of her slapping me. I wanted to put it on YouTube and make the kitty say "I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!" But I can't find the cassette. ): Oh, and dogs don't make old ladies crazy.... cats do. Although, I do like lions. I wish I could have a lion cub. They look so cute.(: I WIN. PERIOD. END OF STORY.
Raleigh_bruh 7
NO TAYLOR, this argument will never end. :| You have to find that video and put it on Youtube, so I can watch you get dominated by that kitty. :P But instead of it saying "I'm Rick James, bitch!" you should make it say "**** YO COUCH!", aha. :] Also, you must have been a mean four year old for a nice, harmless kitty to want to bitch slap and hate you. I think any animal has the potential to make old ladies crazy. But I must say, I do know of a lady who died down the road from me because she never fed her cats; and they ended up eating her alive. 0.o Or so the story goes.. A lion cub? It would kill you. :/ I want a penguin.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
I'm rather tired, so thi arguement will continue later. (: When some other devil kitty / kind, friendly, angelic puppy FML comes up.(: «cough dogs rule cough»
NvG439 0
my dog actually brought me a dead cat :O it was under my bed for weeks!
lalalalalalalala_fml 0
CATS<3.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
^ Ha! Hilarious misplacement.
RedPillSucks 33
Cats, frequently mistaken for meatloaf.
TeeHooligan 0
@8 that was random