Today, I got to go back into my house after it had been tented. Suddenly, a foul stench filled my house. My husband checked all around the house and finally checked under the house. There were more than 12 dead stray cats under our house, and guess who was in charge of pulling them out? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML
Today, after two weeks of believing that my extremely sick cat had escaped the house and ran away to die, I uncovered his lifeless body while deep cleaning my living room. FML
Today, someone (probably my ex) released a bunch of cats into my house. I’m pants-shittingly, deathly afraid of cats. Animal control can’t guarantee that they caught them all because they have no way of knowing how many were in there in the first place. I’m too terrified to be at home now. FML
Today, the abandoned cat that I took in for the night and during bad weather seems to have spread fleas around my house. They're everywhere. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
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Julle_fml 0
Wow... You managed to mention the word "house" 5 times within that little space...
valuemeal2 1
Aww, poor cats.
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Comments (114)
s_p_e_b 0
that's...interestinnng.
Ranoona 0
thats kinda gross. your life sucks.
valuemeal2 1
Aww, poor cats.
noidea_fml 3
dont you mean filled your nose not house? also you could have asked your husband to help..
Rikku95 0
if she did say "nose" instead of "house" she would have only used the "h word" four tines :D
mccaincracker 6
FYL... That's gotta suck
driedpeaches 0
Why didn't you notice a shit load of cats living under your house? 12 strays you'd of seen them coming and going, making noises and smell the cat shit.
SpitFyre 0
This. Seriously.
plexico 4
My guess is that it is the exterminator's job. But if it turns out to be your job, "Hey, man, we're in a recession! Be glad you have a job!" Because you are filthy people who needed your house tented and the cats are gone, your rat problem is going to be astronomical. Read 1984 or rent "Willard."
Monado 0
Is it Jesus' job?
totesmcgoats 0
I really don't understand how you didn't hear them meowing and pooping and all that exciting stuff.
Lucky444 0
Alright, all of those who say the OP must be nasty because they had to have the house tented must have never owned his or her own home. They are called termintes and aren't caused from living conditions. They are a common occurance in houses in Cali. Also if the house is in good condition the OP WOULDN'T have heard or smelled the cats and couldn't have know. Stupid cats should have bolted...
driedpeaches 0
Sorry, but regardless of how good of condition the house is, you would know if you had that many animals living under it. There would be a a path(s) where they came in and out and most likely spots that were dug out for easy access. Not to mention that constant question of "where the hell are all these cats in my yard coming from?" You are right though, having your house tented doesn't mean the place is a shithole. Termites, roaches, rats etc... doesn't matter how clean your house is. A lot of times you get those things because your neighbor has em and they treat and drive them out to your house.