Today, I got the haircut I've been wanting for ages. I then called my girlfriend of two years and asked what she would do if I got a haircut. She told me she would dump me and then invited me to her house for dinner. I'm scared to go. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend decided to get a new haircut. Now, she hates the haircut and blames me for, in her words, "turning me into something I'm not." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
Today, after months of her begging me, I let my girlfriend cut my hair for the first time. It turned out so badly that we are now "taking a break until it looks normal again." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Today, my new girlfriend canceled my badly needed haircut appointment. She feels that having my female hairstylist wash and cut my hair involves "too much touching" and "counts as cheating." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I got a haircut without asking for his permission first. FML
Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
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Top comments
shortstack104 0
then dont go.. she should like u for your personality, not your haircut
texashater75 16
Sounds like a hairy situation.
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Comments (109)
superman3212 8
show up wit another girl... "ay dre?" "Sup?" "BOY you shoulda known by now.." x]
that_person18 4
Get a wig
madame_malfoy 4
Assuming your girlfriend was serious, I'm not sure what's more pathetic. Her saying she'd break up with you over a haircut. You asking her "what she'd do" if you cut your hair. Or you being scared to go to her house because she might break up with you over your hair. Can you say "whipped"?
gablucas 12
Ex-Girlfriend* ??
koolboi69 14
maybe she was just kidding?
KyleLord_ 9
Get a wig that looks like your old hair style. If it's convincing it will work.
hurley12 30
If she seriously dumps you then it wouldn't be a loss if she cares so much about your haircut
willowtreeowl 4
coming from a woman about a woman. she probley knows you cut your hair and is messing with you..:)
xaddrus 17
break up with her first