Today, I got the car of my dreams. My daughter also learned how to write her name. Now I have "LAUREN" across the side of my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML
Today, my friend got her first car. I bought mine three weeks ago and haven't started making payments. She came straight from the dealership to pick me up. She backed into my car. FML
Today, I received my new car-seat covers. I wrote my car off yesterday. FML
Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying, "Save your money". FML
Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML
Today, my teenage daughter got her driver’s license. Less than an hour later she wrecked my wife’s new minivan. FML
Today, my daughter decided to draw me a heart for my birthday. Unfortunately, she drew it on the side of my car. With a rock. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML
Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML
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CACC_fml 0
Sell the daughter and get a new car
Anaxes 5
I'm confused as to how the only way to not be a bad parent is to sit in front of the child and stare at it like a ghoul until it's 8 years old.
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Comments (127)
skalyan 0
You got your daughter's first drawing on your favorite car! Thats cool. Take a picture of the writing. Don't be sad, its just a car and you can repaint it. You wont get this moment again. You can show the picture of your car to your daughter when she grown up. If she writes her name again on your car then that will become your FML.
transcedental 18
I agree. skalyan said it all (: no fml here
jinxthejinx 0
Awww… how cute!!
TheHappyOne 0
that is your child op. is it not?
Thalymor 0
Unless she keyed her name into the car or even wrote it in Sharpie this is very easily fixed. I doubt your daughter had access to Sharpies (if she did, you're just stupid) and probably wrote her name with washable marker. Just wash your car OP, it will likely come off.
RedPillSucks 33
Its called 'detailing'. You should be proud of your daughters entrepreneurial spirit. She charged me $100 for autographing my car. When she gets famous, I'll be able to sell the car for millions!
Juneyah1017 9
good thing you only have one kid.
MetallicaRules19 4
the kid wrote her name not OP's
muangelofmusic 4
yay for your daughter learning how to write her name!! Congrats to her! - you really should have been watching her closer- ydi.
FMyLifeCereal 0
yeah but hpw many cars have the kid's name on it? it doesn't have to be op's name to be a distinguishing characteristic.
kruzito 0
You should have wrote your name first! Now it's her car.