Today, my friend got her first car. I bought mine three weeks ago and haven't started making payments. She came straight from the dealership to pick me up. She backed into my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML
Today, I financed my first car. I also made my first call to AAA when it broke down. It barely had any miles on it and I wasn't even home yet. FML
Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML
Today, my car was totaled. It was so new, I haven't even made the first payment on it yet. FML
Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Today, I was finally able to drive my brother's nice car instead of my clunker, because he left for college. First thing I do? Back into the neighbors' mailbox while exiting the driveway. FML
Today, my best friend's boyfriend stole her car, so now she wants my car, the one that I just bought from her. FML
Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML
Today, I bought my very first car. My dad insisted on driving it, just to see how it handles, and drove it right off the bridge near our house into our river because he hasn’t driven anything in 15 years, which also means he has no insurance, at all. FML
Today, my friend with benefits got my new car stuck in a mud hole. I had to call my ex to get us unstuck. FML
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Top comments
Rykers 18
I guess she'll be paying for two cars then...
breedles 28
Her first car and her first accident; seems like a two for one special. Rotten luck OP
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Comments (24)
Rykers 18
I guess she'll be paying for two cars then...
Havinci 19
She better!
breedles 28
Her first car and her first accident; seems like a two for one special. Rotten luck OP
Garrett2818 21
Man that's terrible :( Experiencing damage to your car is never cool but when it's brand new that's just salt in the wound.
chosha_fml 27
Hope she got insurance as well!
wybat 6
she obviously was jelly, she wanted to be the new girl with the new car hahaha
Michael978 16
I highly doubt it since it probably would've damaged hers too
childproofpizza 19
@16 It's a joke not a duck, don't take it so hard.
momo87 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
was pokemon go involved?
zaidthunder1 27
I feel for you, OP. It sucks to have a damaged car just after you have bought it.
blackrose1996 11
Well insurance will be higher price for her that sucks for both of you
Oh_No_Not_Him 25
Most people learn to drive _before_ they get their own vehicle! FYL
hilamonster06 21
Your friend is either jealous of your new car or she is just that unobservant behind the wheel. Sorry about your car and I hope your friend has good insurance that will cover the damage.