Today, I got the car of my dreams. My daughter also learned how to write her name. Now I have "LAUREN" across the side of my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML
Today, my friend got her first car. I bought mine three weeks ago and haven't started making payments. She came straight from the dealership to pick me up. She backed into my car. FML
Today, I received my new car-seat covers. I wrote my car off yesterday. FML
Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying, "Save your money". FML
Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML
Today, my teenage daughter got her driver’s license. Less than an hour later she wrecked my wife’s new minivan. FML
Today, my daughter decided to draw me a heart for my birthday. Unfortunately, she drew it on the side of my car. With a rock. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML
Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML
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CACC_fml 0
Sell the daughter and get a new car
Anaxes 5
I'm confused as to how the only way to not be a bad parent is to sit in front of the child and stare at it like a ghoul until it's 8 years old.
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Comments (127)
Rawr_18 2
wow you should pay more attention to her but nice name you choose and I only say tht cuz it my name lol :)
caramelluv 0
ahahaha I thought I was the only one who thought jt was adorable
FMLqueen11 0
Haha...I top that though, or I guess my mom does. When I was 5 I decided to not write, but scratch, "I love you mommy" into the hood of my mother's brand new (same week) honda...now she tells me as soon as I buy my first brand new car (which is coming up soon) she's going to scratch into it "I love you too" into the hood. I'm scared lol.
angel55033 12
discipline your children better learning the hard way
Knarf_fml 10
you could put a De in front of her name and claim it's a knock-off LOL
Zhu8 5
If the car of your dreams is anything good, get a clay bar and some detailer to remove that stuff. If that doesn't work get some rubbing compound and a buffer, then put some polishing compound on with the buffer. If she keyed your car, get a buffer and some scrach/swirl remover. But be careful with buffers.
lovelyliz916 5
Uh oh better call Maaco..tee hee, but honestly lady you need to keep a closer eye on your child. Just saying :P
roxasandaxel813 2
haha my names Lauren :) im sorry about that tho that must suck
mercedeslove 0
I would have broken every bone in her body. Your daughter is a disrespectful piece of shit. YDI for not having an abortion and getting rid of that piece of shit.
MustangGirL 0
Well, Cporollas are relatively cheap these days...I'm sure it'll wash off. :)