Casey W
Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
HellisLikeTheDMV
Colorado Springs, United States
DMV blues
Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
calidumbass
United States
Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML
dm206
United States
Today, I decided that I was going to get my front license plate put back on my car after two years of having it off. In these two years I somehow never got pulled over for it, as it is illegal to drive without one in MD. On my way there, I got pulled over for not having a front license plate. FML
HeShe
United States
Today, I got my renewed driver's license. It clearly indicates 'Sex: F'. My beard and penis beg to differ. FML
faye
United States
Today, I got my license renewed and the woman behind the desk looked at me and said "guess we need to update the weight, huh?". FML
hockusa3
Silver Spring, United States
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Anonymous
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Today, I spent a quarter of an hour trying to figure out why my car wouldn't unlock, then why my number plate had changed. FML
llozano715
France
Today, I got the car of my dreams. My daughter also learned how to write her name. Now I have "LAUREN" across the side of my car. FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
ACAB
Australia
Officer McGiggles
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML
Top comments
needagoodlaugh 34
From what we can see if it there are only four letters which means it's a custom plate. You did that to yourself.
RichardPencil 32
Ugh! They misspelled FML! Or is it "**** my ******* life!"
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Comments (21)
MyGFisaturd 23
Too bad we can only see a big white square.
finalyearsofhate 22
It says FMFL, and is from PA.. Not sure why you can't see it.
Alan Staff 59
Update your app to the latest version, it'll work fine then.
Zanquis 22
F*ck My Friends Life?
yourmomwarnedu 14
F my F-ing Life ;)
RichardPencil 32
Ugh! They misspelled FML! Or is it "**** my ******* life!"
needagoodlaugh 34
From what we can see if it there are only four letters which means it's a custom plate. You did that to yourself.
jbuckets_404 39
He even PAID for it, too!
jbuckets_404 39
Now he has LESS money than he did before: self-inflicted wounds.... Smh!
jbuckets_404 39
OP is a fan of all FM radio stations in Florida???
RichardPencil 32
Or it's a specific kind of four-way. Female, male, female, lesbian? Probably a good idea for a guy who can't quite multitask well enough to pull off an FMF. The lesbian takes a lot of pressure off him while maintaining the orgy environment.
weeblek 14
Seriously you paid for this custom plate! Pa is 3 letters and the keystone symbol then 4 numbers (for a car plate at least)
species4872 20
So you're a, Fat Momma From Louisiana?
bubbles278 4
thats funny i want one
jfsiv 17
good job! how did you get that past the screeners?
popularblock66 4
I live in pa and I'll tell you if I see you lol