Today, I got the car of my dreams. My daughter also learned how to write her name. Now I have "LAUREN" across the side of my car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML
Today, my friend got her first car. I bought mine three weeks ago and haven't started making payments. She came straight from the dealership to pick me up. She backed into my car. FML
Today, I received my new car-seat covers. I wrote my car off yesterday. FML
Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying, "Save your money". FML
Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML
Today, my teenage daughter got her driver’s license. Less than an hour later she wrecked my wife’s new minivan. FML
Today, my daughter decided to draw me a heart for my birthday. Unfortunately, she drew it on the side of my car. With a rock. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML
Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML
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CACC_fml 0
Sell the daughter and get a new car
Anaxes 5
I'm confused as to how the only way to not be a bad parent is to sit in front of the child and stare at it like a ghoul until it's 8 years old.
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Comments (127)
Isamermaid 17
I want to know what she wrote it with. Because so far this sounds like a lame-ass fml.
lovemysnubber 0
that's my name :D
Romaine_fml 0
Sounds quite sweet to me, aren't you proud that your daughter can write? She was just trying to be nice
like_its_ya_bday 0
in what? just get it removed?
nerdsgetmehot 23
Am I the only one wondering what OP's car of her dreams is? Personally, mine is the '67 Chevy Impala...
SweetNerd 0
yea I was wondering that. why would you want a 43 year old car? do you just like "classics"?
Zhu8 5
'89 Nissan Skyline GT-R BNR32
bachooka 5
just wondering...why was your 5-7 year old outside unsupervised for long enough to write her name on the side of your car? YDI
bluefairy_fml 24
So what, a 5-7 years old shouldn't be allowed to play in the yard? You want to keep the child locked up in a cage or what? As long as they had a fence around the property and/or there weren't any cars running nearby, what's the problem?
SeedlessMe 13
Ok well, if she's young enough to just learn how to write, she probably shouldn't be left alone with a permanent marker!.... and if it was anything other than a marker, it washes off easily, so your life is incredibly 'not ******'
RedPillSucks 33
Actually, she wrote her full name. Lauren is short for Laurenkumar Srisubramanayan
banananut 0
44, haha my thoughts exactly. it seems like everyone on fml thinks it's bad parenting if they're not constantly watching their kids like a hawk.
ZombieDios 1
Beat that kid like she just ruined your new car. Wait...