Today, I was supposed to get married. I called it off only 20 minutes before the ceremony was supposed to begin because I saw my fiance punch his own mother in the face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML
Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is off. FML
Today, I canceled our wedding that was scheduled for tomorrow because my fiancee's father passed away unexpectedly this morning. She got furious when I told her, because she still wanted to go through with it, and said that her dad would have wanted us to. Now she's not speaking to me. FML
Today, I decided I would tell my mom I'm not going to marry my fiancé because it just didn't feel right, only to walk into my own surprise engagement party. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my mom because she believes that my fiancé is "irresponsible" and "immature". I stormed out and drove back home. There, I walked in on my fiancé and his friends. They were in a heated and almost violent argument over which CSI is the best. The wedding's next month. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my wedding but my fiancé insisted we be married by his childhood priest, a real bible thumper. This arsehole tried to change our vows at the altar and told me wives should know their place, so I slapped him and the wedding is delayed until we get a new priest. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. Unfortunately, it was cancelled because of the coronavirus. FML
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bigredmonkeybutt 30
Good for you!
NostalgiaFreak9 43
No telling what he would've done to you if he was willing to do that to his own mother.
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Comments (5)
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Good for you!
BurnInDemonFire 39
And then he had a visit from the Sisters a la Andy Dufresne... right? RIGHT?
NostalgiaFreak9 43
No telling what he would've done to you if he was willing to do that to his own mother.
thinman12345 17
Maybe his mother was telling him the wedding was a bad idea.
Petit Etre Malfaisant 23
why did he punch his mother?
SAgirl 23
I hope it wasn't because the mom had said something nasty about his fiance.
Notsoit09 5
A behavior like this? I'd say it's almost impossible to miss it this whole time but lucky you