Anonymous
United States
Today, I got tasered by a cop. It was his second day on the job. My crime? Sneezing during a sobriety test. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ironic driver
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Takes one to know one
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Nick
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ouchies
Today, I got tased, with the same TASER I bought my girlfriend to use on people trying to rob her. FML
Jesse
United States
Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
Username
Singapore
Today, I was put in lockup for accidentally scaring the officer by lifting my hand to scratch my head. FML
Peppered and Zapped
Appropriate force
Today, I'm recovering from being pepper-sprayed, beat with a baton and Tased, and arrested for assault. I'm a bouncer and was trying to remove a drunk asshole from the bar when the police showed up. FML
Anonymous
Oops.
Today, within 24 hours at my new security job, I accidentally tasered the head of security in the groin, causing him to piss himself. FML
Overzealous cop of the day
New York, United States
What did you expect?
Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
Ilovelife07
Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML
NotoriousSRJ
Canada
Hogs gone wild
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
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The_Hitdude 12
Cop: I'm gonna need you to walk on the line, son. OP: Sir, I swear I'm not dru--ATCHOO! Cop: We've got a fighter! *Zap Zap* This is how most cops behave anyway. I see a promotion in his future.
bobbeta30 14
My dad once saw a naked man with a spear running around a park get tazed.
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llamafish 25
Shouldn't it be tazed"?
llamafish 25
****. Forgot a quotation mark.
evilplatypus 39
According to the company Taser, it is "tased." However, "tasered" is more common in general use and given that we're turning a trademarked name into a verb, only time will tell which gets officially indoctrinated into the dictionary.
mugu 0
I'm shocked at the cop's behaviour!!
hateevryone 15
He won't be working very long.
heyyallwatsup 0
L0l, w311, y411 suck 455 b3c4us3 y0u put th15 5h1t 0n th15 h3r3 w3bs1t3
horseraddish 4
Is this comment from 2002?
hellbilly205 17
I think i just lost brain cells trying to read this.
THE_A_TEEN 28
I can translate: LOL, well, y'all suck Ass because you put this shit on this here website 1) For god's sake, TYPE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. 2) You are not a mod, so **** you.
hellbilly205 17
Thank you for the translation lol im not good with numbers used as letters, nor do i get why he would even try that in FML.
kandi_kid69 15
OP, he didn't mean to taze you! His finger slipped.
hellbilly205 17
Well that cop needs to be reported, and lose his job that's just totally out of line
kennyl25 3
i think he deserves more than that.. if you walk down the street and taze someone you would go to jail for assault.. it is rare but in some cases people have died from being tazed.. being a police officer doesn't give you the right to taze someone unless the officer's life is in danger.. sneezing is not a threat to the officers life.. this cop went way out of line and he needs to be put in jail
hellbilly205 17
I agree 100% with that.
biggestfan23 11
Maybe next time #3
Sundaysilence05 0
its because your black
THE_A_TEEN 28
1) No where does it say OP is black. 2) Use better grammar. Capitalization, Using the correct "YOU'RE", and punctuation works wonders. 3) Don't start any race/color shit.
IntoTheClouds 42
#55 - There is so much irony in your second point.
THE_A_TEEN 28
I know, I accidentally capitalized "using".
xblair 11
I wanna read your comment but it's too long. :( Hahaha
PYLrulz 17
Even if you were DUI, that's a FYL.