Anonymous
United States
Today, I got tasered by a cop. It was his second day on the job. My crime? Sneezing during a sobriety test. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ironic driver
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Takes one to know one
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Nick
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ouchies
Today, I got tased, with the same TASER I bought my girlfriend to use on people trying to rob her. FML
Jesse
United States
Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
Username
Singapore
Today, I was put in lockup for accidentally scaring the officer by lifting my hand to scratch my head. FML
Peppered and Zapped
Appropriate force
Today, I'm recovering from being pepper-sprayed, beat with a baton and Tased, and arrested for assault. I'm a bouncer and was trying to remove a drunk asshole from the bar when the police showed up. FML
Anonymous
Oops.
Today, within 24 hours at my new security job, I accidentally tasered the head of security in the groin, causing him to piss himself. FML
Overzealous cop of the day
New York, United States
What did you expect?
Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
Ilovelife07
Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML
NotoriousSRJ
Canada
Hogs gone wild
Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML
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The_Hitdude 12
Cop: I'm gonna need you to walk on the line, son. OP: Sir, I swear I'm not dru--ATCHOO! Cop: We've got a fighter! *Zap Zap* This is how most cops behave anyway. I see a promotion in his future.
bobbeta30 14
My dad once saw a naked man with a spear running around a park get tazed.
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Comments (91)
seeb49 7
Thank you for changing your picture.
lefty619 6
That's a come up right there I wish that'd happen to me!!!!! Law suit ;)
RendarSelin 5
Hope the dash cam was on, because if so, someone's got a good case for an excessive force lawsuit ;)
ChrisG93 8
Bless you.
ImWhiteBoy_WhoRU 10
I bet that was a shock...
pbonham 22
What's sobriety??
heimdallr 14
The lack of noticable levels or effects from drugs... Basically a sobriety test checks if you're drunk, etc.
thatoneguy79 10
116 - The state you were in prior to turning 5 and being tall enough to reach the liquor cabinet. The state you were NOT in when you walked into the liquor store, placed two racks of beer on the counter and peed on the pregnancy test to prove you were "fit" to drink.
D0ESiTMATTER 3
Sound like a lawsuit to me.
lialikesapplepie 0
Sneezing? That's a capital offense, OP!
Almighty_Chris97 6
Some people should never be allowed to be cops.
destkay 9
That's too fun