Username
Singapore
Today, I was put in lockup for accidentally scaring the officer by lifting my hand to scratch my head. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
breakfast tea
Central District, Hong Kong
Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML
ihateteenagers
United States
Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML
leogs23
Nighty night
Today, I got into trouble for sleeping at work. FML
Overzealous cop of the day
New York, United States
What did you expect?
Today, as a joke, I hopped in the front seat of a police cruiser and took a cute selfie while the officer was talking to someone on the sidewalk. A minute later, he dragged me to the ground and arrested me. Um… what? FML
AntSimo
South Africa
Today, whilst presenting a report to the head of my college, I was arrested by a police officer for assault. I was in a bar the night before and accidentally bumped into a local tough guy on the way to the toilet. I got punched in the face. The witnesses got our names mixed up. That'll look great on my CV. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, as I walked into the bank, I tripped and bumped into a security guard. He thought I was assaulting him, so he pinned me to the floor and called for backup as he held me at gunpoint. FML
Never Been Arrested
State College, United States
A shooting waiting to happen
Today, I was once again mistaken for an escaped convict. I live near a women's correctional facility and apparently my nursing scrubs look a lot like their prisoners' uniforms. The cop made me late for work. FML
Anonymous
United States
Ouch
Today, I was docked and fined in my dorm building because of multiple noise complaints. What was I doing that was so noisy? I slipped in the shower and banged my head against the floor. Then when I reached for the towel rack to pull myself up, it broke and I slammed my wrist onto the ground. FML
Matthew
United States
Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML
chili
No one is safe
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
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Weslea Sanchez 12
Well at least they didn't shoot first and ask questions later
skippydoda 32
That makes me feel safe that he's carrying a gun
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Comments (7)
Weslea Sanchez 12
Well at least they didn't shoot first and ask questions later
skippydoda 32
That makes me feel safe that he's carrying a gun
LostSoul 20
Here they taze you.
BurnInDemonFire 39
"Don't tase me, bro!"
Memnoc 26
When a cop says don't move, what they really mean is..... DON'T FRIGGIN MOVE!
WeirdUS 30
I got pulled over once and they had me get out of the car and of course they were nervous about my hands in my jeans with my thumbs sticking out. When they say keep your hands where we can see them and don't move they don't take that lightly.
_SouthernClass_ 7
Wait. If you’re in lockup how do you have internet service?