Today, whilst driving, I had the sudden urge to vomit. As I pulled over I wound my window down, stuck my head out, and emptied my stomach. At least I would have if I had wound down the driver's window instead of the back window. FML
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Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML
Today, I was having a driving lesson. I ended up driving so badly that my instructor asked me to stop the car. Not so he could explain my mistakes to me, but so he could get out and vomit. FML
Today, I had to catch a bus to work, as my car had to be taken in yesterday. The bad drivers always upset my stomach with their instant stop/start driving style. I felt a burp coming on, but it turned out to be projectile vomit that filled my mask right up and poured down my shirt and pants. FML
Today, some woman, sick with god knows what, didn’t vomit into the bin next to my car, or even just onto the floor, she lurched over to my car and vomited through my open window onto my shirt and legs, and down into the footwell. I can still smell it. FML
Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML
Today, I was discharged from hospital and I took a cab home. The driver drove really fast and made sharp turns that made me feel nauseous. As I opened my mouth to tell him to slow down, I threw up all over the back seat. FML
Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML
Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML
Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly open while I was at work. One of the local bums apparently thought this was a perfect opportunity to use my open driver's side window as a barf receptacle. FML
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joeyl1990 28
From the times I was the designated driver I learned it's better to open the door and vomit than to vomit out the window. Assuming you don't want you car covered in it.
_ali__cat_ 14
why didn't you just open the door to avoid vomiting on or in the car?
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joeyl1990 28
From the times I was the designated driver I learned it's better to open the door and vomit than to vomit out the window. Assuming you don't want you car covered in it.
_ali__cat_ 14
why didn't you just open the door to avoid vomiting on or in the car?
RichardPencil 32
You should get yourself checked out for a concussion after smashing your head into your closed window. Your story shows some cognitive impairment.
Gubbon 17
Even more than that, he "stuck his head out", so he smashed through the window with his head and then puked.
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
I was once a designated driver and I learned that you should pull over if someone wants to puke. My dads car was cover all in it after he wound down the window. The wind from driving blew puke also in the car and hit me. Was horrible. Do not recommend. Car looked like someone had explosive diarrhea on the side of it.
DanielleinDC 34
OP did pull over; he just rolled down the wrong window. But yeah, better to open the door instead of trying to puke out the window. You're less likely to get vomit in or on your car.
chosha_fml 27
Funny how we still “wind” a window down, even in cars where you lower the window with a button electronically. Like how we “dial” a number even though phones no longer have dials.
my_way_1213 12
If he actually wound it down he wouldn't of hit the wrong button and had this issue
dexter420 21
So you wound down the window? Sounds like you manually did that
Davros 12
Yes ocifer, I just had one..........after another.