CaraMaria
United States
Today, I was roused from my peaceful slumber by the sound of evil laughter coming from my closet. It was my old Furby, with dead batteries, that I could have sworn I got rid of several years ago. FML
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jjumprope 24
Burn down the house. Get out while you can.
saifnaqvi11 21
Maybe they added a secret back up function that would turn it on and scare the living shit out of someone years later :P
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jjumprope 24
Burn down the house. Get out while you can.
Badkarma4u 17
I rhought that was for spiders
OysterPearls 33
When you kill a spider, it stays dead. When you kill a Furby, it comes back with an evil vengeance.
OSMC 10
unless it gets nuked, oh shit, furbys can survive nukes
helptheorphans 17
I was scared of furbys as a child...
uncle_ssaamm 12
still scared of them lolol
awildwhisper 30
Am I one of the only people who loved and still loves furbies??????
markiemark21 6
That's because you haven't had a mind numbing experience with the little bastards....I to have also had a batteryless furby spring to life on me.
oiler 21
They're satans toys
deitcocaine 14
The only way to get rid of the curse is to anally fist yourself.
saifnaqvi11 21
Maybe they added a secret back up function that would turn it on and scare the living shit out of someone years later :P
rocksmith 15
That's ok I had the same thing happen to me with a toy grill
higgysaurus 18
This FML sounds like the plot to a goosebumps book.
kittykat1501 31
no. If you are old enough to understand the plot at all, they are not scary. Fear Street, however... (both are by the same author.)
yuky19 11
Run and don't come back. Buy a ticket to the moon and go there
Psycocharger 19
It came back for revenge!
Shadowchire 12
FURBIES ARE THE CREEPIEST THINGS ON THE PLANET!!! I CAN SYMPATHIZE
ugafan29379 18
I threw mine out the bedroom window as a kid. I was on the second story and in the morning it was out there still making demonic noises.....they creep me out.
Ervinator35 25
It's not a Furby... It's a death machine. It's a fluffy robot designed to haunt you for years xD
XXFMLXXQUEENXX 29
Run
thefmlman2011 37
*cues music*
MidnaLink 35
And you hadn't already tossed out the ugly little thing before why?
MsFit 17
She did. I saw this in moderation and it's been edited. What the original said was: "Today, I was roused from my peaceful slumber by the sound of evil laughter coming from my closest. It was my old Furby. My old Furby with the dead batteries that I could have sworn I got rid of several years ago. FML" Personally, I think the original version is funnier than the edited one.
Talonshere 14
"I could have sworn I got rid of several years ago."
zach205 24
I assume he meant he got rid of the furbey, just forgot the comma after the batteries
CaraMaria 6
It was the Furby I could have sworn I threw away, not the batteries. This was just edited in a way that made it a little confusing
CaraMaria 6
It was the Furby I swore I threw away, not the batteries
ZackKP 11
What?! A furby?? oh no..it is too late now..i bet he is at the door right now :0