Miss Newport News, United States 34 years-old Single
Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom. Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire. FML
Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Today, I was on the bus during rush hour. A fly started buzzing around my head, and I swatted at it, at the exact moment the woman beside me decided to get out of her seat and put her face straight in the path of my hand. FML
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