Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in my new house. They did decide that my cat was valuable enough to steal. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML
Today, after moving into my new house, I woke up to strange sounds coming from the kitchen. I panicked and started sobbing, convinced it was either a robbery or a home invasion. Turned out it was just my cat. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, my apartment got robbed. My 'book-in-progress' should keep them company. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
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Top comments
martin8337 36
some people, especially methheads will steal anything just to get (not earn) a buck these days.
AnOriginalName 19
It's a catnapping! Find the burglar right meow, kick his ass, and get your cat back. Kitting aside, that's ****** up if the burglar really did take your cat. Any possibility that your cat just ran off and is hanging out somewhere in the neighborhood?
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Comments (98)
iireenee 23
oh I'm so sorry for you! Cats are just like dogs a mans' best friend! I hope you'll get him back somehow!
CaroAurelia 12
Someone stole my cat and I'd chop that sick **** up and bury them under my patio. I'm a pacifist but you don't **** with my pets.
rapunzel3416 28
This is one of my worst fears because I have Siberian huskies. When I first got them I was told to get multiple locks because they're a breed that gets stolen a lot.
TheDvsOne 20
Wow that really sucks :( how could you deserve this?
shinikageWolf 15
If someone took one of my cats it would turn into Taken 3:rescuing Mr. Fluffypants. "I don't know who you are, but you stole my cat, so I WILL find you and I will kill you"
metalhead88 9
Maybe your cat will fight back and claw the thief's eyes out, but it still sucks op hope yall goes well with you
Scarylizard1798 23
Those robbers r *******...pussycat...get it!! Yeah I'm funny
slyde32 12
your "joke" suggests otherwise
JerryClark 17
Gives cat burglar a whole new meaning
sicksadworld1317 30
I was gonna say... but then I read your comment and you said it first. Damnit.
pete9913 23
Maybe, if it was chipped, you could catch them if they take it to the vet someday.
iseebearbears 27
Robbed or burglarized? Because if it's the latter, there is a possibility that your cat ran away during the process.