Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in my new house. They did decide that my cat was valuable enough to steal. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML
Today, after moving into my new house, I woke up to strange sounds coming from the kitchen. I panicked and started sobbing, convinced it was either a robbery or a home invasion. Turned out it was just my cat. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, my apartment got robbed. My 'book-in-progress' should keep them company. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
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Top comments
martin8337 36
some people, especially methheads will steal anything just to get (not earn) a buck these days.
AnOriginalName 19
It's a catnapping! Find the burglar right meow, kick his ass, and get your cat back. Kitting aside, that's ****** up if the burglar really did take your cat. Any possibility that your cat just ran off and is hanging out somewhere in the neighborhood?
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Comments (98)
LovableShannon 12
Awhh:(
ThatFafHippo 6
It's mr. Steal yo pussy
Britt125 16
I think it's more likely that your cat ran away because it was scared, they tend to hide or run when something like that happens. I'm assuming you've checked around the house in spots where it could hide, but it's also possible that it's hiding in the house even if you checked perhaps you missed it.... I might take another look around just to be sure. I know somebody who couldn't find their cat after a break in, they found her a little bit later and she had been trapped under something that had been tossed over where she'd gone to hide. So I'd take another careful look around and clean up anything that they might be able to hide under, if there is anything. Also it may come home in a day or two if it just ran away. Anyway, I hope you get your cat back.
WolfyGrace 24
Aw, that stinks. Hope you get/got your cat back, OP!
TaliVasVania 13
Any new animal lime cats an dogs, consider a tracker. Saved me a lot of searching and heart ache. Sorry about your cat OP.
fsomelife 26
As quite a few people have said, maybe your cat got out while those assholes were robbing you. It's quite possible (s)he's just too afraid to come back right now. Try putting up signs around the area, maybe someone will find him/her...good luck!
loneks 3
:(
atak12 8
Well that was a loss for the robbers
skychu 18
A literal cat burglary...
alli_is_swaggi 8
I guess you could say it was a cat burglar...