Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in my new house. They did decide that my cat was valuable enough to steal. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to find out my house was robbed. He didn't steal anything of value, but he stole my beer, dog, and cat. FML
Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML
Today, after moving into my new house, I woke up to strange sounds coming from the kitchen. I panicked and started sobbing, convinced it was either a robbery or a home invasion. Turned out it was just my cat. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, my apartment got robbed. My 'book-in-progress' should keep them company. FML
Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
martin8337 36
some people, especially methheads will steal anything just to get (not earn) a buck these days.
AnOriginalName 19
It's a catnapping! Find the burglar right meow, kick his ass, and get your cat back. Kitting aside, that's ****** up if the burglar really did take your cat. Any possibility that your cat just ran off and is hanging out somewhere in the neighborhood?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (98)
AFaye3964 17
why would anyone want to steal a cat?
limealicious 15
Oh man, not the pussy! Maybe he just ran outside while the robbers were doing their thing? I hope he comes around, OP! Good luck!
Ethan_Blevins 12
Hopefully your cat put up a fight and scratched the crap out of that dirt bag.
Razi_tail 25
There was a story on animal planet once about a blind cat attacking a robber in the face. He chose the house because there weren't any dogs and boy was he surprised! The family came down to a blood trail and ripped screen. He was caught a few days later robbing a store and has scratched all over his face! I love kitty Heros!
Ethan_Blevins 12
There needs to be more cats like that in the world!
itwontvalidate 18
well if you just moved isn't it possible for your cat to got lost? I mean why would someone take a cat?? anyway hope you get your cat back
Futacy 30
Don't worry OP, the cat will come out of the bag soon and meow a sound of justice.
keiNan_fml 35
call 911
recodola 7
YOUR CAT IS THE PARTY!
annarcheer 19
omg poor kitty! they better not hurt it
ARetardedSeal 24
Damn, sorry to hear that. loosing a pet is tough, I've had to go through putting down 2 of my cats and that shit was depressing..
worldclassrager 41
Cats have sentimental value... Looks like the OP with the mouse chewing on their hair is on the move